In this episode of Messy Minded, Jess is joined by Lolo and they squelch into the haunting, weirdly well-preserved world of bog bodies — ancient humans pulled from the muck of northern Europe, skin intact, stubble visible, and sometimes... missing their nipples (don’t worry, they'll explain).

We’ll explore the violent fates and mysterious rituals behind these Iron Age icons: from the towering Old Croghan Man to Clonycavan Man (who was basically the original influencer), the solemn Yde Girl, and the unsettlingly serene Tollund Man. Plus: butter barrels, blindfolds, and a surprise red carpet hair moment.

The delightful Lolo — suggested the topic and sticks around to rate Iron Age survival scenarios on a scale of 1 to 5 bog bodies. It’s equal parts macabre and fabulous.

If you’ve ever wanted forensic science, folklore, and fashion in one podcast? This is the episode.

Glob, P.V. (1969). The Bog People: Iron Age Man Preserved. Faber & Faber.

(Classic foundational text on bog bodies and ritual sacrifice theory.)

Aldhouse-Green, Miranda. (2015). Bog Bodies Uncovered: Solving Europe's Ancient Mystery. Thames & Hudson.

(Modern archaeological interpretations and forensic analysis.)

Ross, Anne & Robins, Don. (1989). The Life and Death of a Druid Prince. Simon & Schuster.

(Focused on Lindow Man and the theory of ritual triple death.)

Nielsen, N.H., Lynnerup, N. et al. “The scientific study of bog bodies in the 21st century.” Antiquity, 2020.

van der Sanden, W.A.B. (1996). Through Nature to Eternity: The Bog People of Northwest Europe. Drents Museum.

National Geographic:

“Europe’s Mysterious Bog Bodies”

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/article/bog-bodies

Smithsonian Magazine:

“Bog Bodies Hold Secrets of the Past”

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/bog-bodies-hold-secrets-of-past-180958104

The Guardian:

“Secrets of the Bog Bodies”

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2003/aug/01/artsfeatures2

Music by Ashot Danielyan

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