Bonus Bang: Lauren Lapkus, Kristian Bruun, Paul F. Tompkins, Tim Baltz (Totally Todd)

Update: 2024-08-15

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This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is a live recording from Toronto in May 2016, featuring Scott Aquaman's nephew Todd, Christian Brune, Gary Marshall, and Guy Lebi Squeak. The episode begins with Scott interacting with the audience, making jokes about Toronto and its hockey team. He then introduces Todd, who shares his experiences on the tour, including his dislike for the hotel bathroom and his struggles with homework. Scott then introduces Christian Brune, an actor on the TV show Orphan Black. They discuss Christian's role as Donnie on the show and his experiences filming in Toronto. Christian talks about his hobbies, including canoe trips with friends, and reveals a surprising scene from the previous episode of Orphan Black. Scott and Christian then discuss Todd's future plans, including his desire to drink beer for the first time and his interest in seeing a baseball game. Scott then introduces Gary Marshall, a director known for his romantic comedies. They discuss Gary's new movie, Mother's Day, and his plans to make movies about Canadian holidays. Gary discusses his approach to filmmaking, emphasizing his desire to make entertaining movies that people can enjoy. He addresses criticism of his work and his plans for future projects. Gary, a self-proclaimed monster hunter, is in Canada looking for lake monsters. He's already crossed Bigfoot and Sasquatch off his list and is now on the hunt for Nessie. He's joined by Christian, who is skeptical of Gary's monster hunting methods. Gary asks Christian if he's heard of the Cat Borasaurus, a Canadian monster. Christian thinks it sounds like a dinosaur and Gary agrees, saying it sounds delicious. He then mentions a serpent report on the Pacific Coast of North America. Christian asks Gary about his monster hunting process, specifically how loud he gets when trying to find monsters. Gary, Scott, and Todd roleplay a scene in a canoe, with Scott and Todd acting as the monsters. Gary suggests that the scene they just roleplayed should be a movie. He thinks it would be a great film with Scott and Todd as the main characters. He then talks about motion capture suits and how they could be used to create the monsters. Gary introduces Guy Lebi Squeak, a French film director, as the next guest. Guy is known for his sexy films and recently won the "sexiest movie" award at the Cannes Film Festival. Guy explains his unique filmmaking method, called the "Le Biscuit Method," which involves using pornography to get actors riled up and then letting them stream of consciousness. He also talks about his preference for casting actors who are desperate for work. Guy discusses his concept of a "puppet library," where people can go to read books with their puppets and try out different voices. He believes that puppet libraries are a great place to be loud and go to other puppets. Guy demonstrates his puppet voice acting skills by reading from a book called "Clifford Rides the Bus." He explains that he likes to take status from the puppet immediately by sticking something in its mouth. Guy talks about his movie "Berry the Lead," which was titled "A Sexy Moment." He explains that the lead actor died during filming and the couple in the movie had sex on top of his grave. Gary asks Guy about a large breast that appears in his movies. Guy explains that it's connected to the largest penis ever seen. He then suggests that they collaborate on a movie together, possibly about a sexy holiday. Guy and Gary discuss Canada Day, a Canadian holiday that celebrates the country's independence. They talk about the typical celebrations, which include drinking beer in the sun and watching fireworks. Guy suggests that they make a movie about Canada Day that features hijinks, fireworks, and passive-aggressive lovemaking. He also talks about Hector Elizondo's role in the film, which involves a dream within a dream. Gary and Guy discuss Christian's role in the movie. Guy suggests that Christian should be in the kitchen and Gary agrees, saying that there has to be something for Christian. Guy describes a scene where Christian walks up to Parliament Hill with a steam whistle in his hand. He then suggests that the steam whistle should be a beer dispenser that dispenses Toronto beer. Gary suggests that instead of the J-Guiles song, the movie should use a song by the Tragically Hip, a Canadian band. Guy agrees and Gary hums a song by the band.

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