Bonus Episode 6 - The Investigators
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hi my name Joseph think what your about to here are two clips from our last touring life show the investigators which is now available right now for sale at Night Vale taught band camp dot com and will be available on i tunes soon or it might be already depending on when you're listening to this this is over two hours of brand new Night Vale with live music and a ton of guest stars plus ten bonus tracks of guest stars that we couldn't fit into the main recording so even if you saw all the show there is a ton of stuff in here you have never heard also available in band camp and i tunes our previous four live recordings and the Welcome to my audiobook check those out and we with our brand new live script ghost stories in the US in July and in Europe in October I can't wait enjoy and now an update on last week's power outage is the Night Vale electric utility announced today that there may be more power outages in coming weeks this time due to its sadness we've just been the week the electric utility said not for the recent arrest sometimes he gets at what we need a reason for the last week were feeling vengeful so power outages this week were feeling sad and we're going to continue expressing ourselves through the medium of Power How does the no power outages were of course certified by the Supreme Court as a protected form of free speech in the nineteen seventy three case of the Hayworth Electric Company versus the Heywood Hospital The and the court stated that causes for a power outage include a celebration birthday expression of and directed anger transit and political system and periods of just feeling sad for no the bill electric utility would like need to remind you of the power are no excuse not to pay your electric bill I mean electricity is after all a privilege not a right to failure to pay your electric bill may result in localized lightning figures standing in the back of familiar TV shows an out so the show a spokesperson from the serious secret police has just handed me a note explaining that I am not required to attend the mood of mystery due to the theater though as it was here in my booth broadcasting during the time of the murder of just handed me another note but it reads We don't know where that scientist is please let the scientist know he is required to attend now look Carlos has been busy all day in the science lab science saying if if he were even able to leave the lab he would certainly not to murder us strange without stopping by the radio station to say hello to me first medical Carlos right now the they year just thinking of you I'm so sorry to bother you but I've received some bad news from the secret police I knew this would eventually happen they discovered that my team of scientists is studying geology right I know I know it's illegal and thus Francis Scott Key wrote in his famous poem rocks are just rocks mineral business PayPal but I find geology so scientifically interesting I cannot believe it's not that it's there's been a murder and the Sheriff's Secret Police need you to attend the mandatory murder mystery dinner theater the oh but that is great news I love dinner theaters I am I took some theatre in college you know so I can play like a bunch of different roles oh really Okay so the part that everyone wants to play in a murder mystery dinner theater you know who it is it's the Butler because the Butler gets to wear pastel taxi doesn't carry this pet rat who I can do like a really really good snooty British accent eight The I would never murder anyone moderate Baptists take your coats Sir uh I don't know if that's really a British accent and so is it run like another for a role in the murder mystery dinner theater is the rich heiress on their chairs ok she gets to wear this like tight black dress and pearls and a feathered boa which you know I look amazing in the soak the rich heiress of course she seems like the murderer because she always carries this old blood stained acts but that's the thing that she only carries the axe because her mother was the owner of the world's biggest acts manufacturing conglomerate and their family made a great fortune by chopping up people and taking other money anyway the the rich heiress has this glorious and smooth Romanian accent the will the the old given me another drink and builds up and getting the woe now on I've never been to Romeo dead on Expo okay all right listen cause I'm actually really surprised to hear this side of you I mean I had no idea that you were such a theater nerd ya like I'm a scientist shore but that's not all you know getting to act in a murder mystery dinner theater would give me the chance to be not a scientist anymore you know like um like like I could be anyone like like a train conductor and I'd shout all a bow or home or a pizza maker and I would shout All aboard the size I or I don't know like like a writer and I showed the oh so terribly curlers I think the idea is that everybody is just themselves the police can easily scam the crowd and find out who looks the most guilty I mean I don't think that murder mystery dinner theater is efforts must be online they are grueling exercises in abrupt and arbitrary just a you know who I wanna play wanna play a librarian I don't think you are to be very interested in young adults I fi adventure novels but I recommend Get What's yours The Secret to max ing out her Social Security by John Grisham who fell really get think you know I will need to work with the director to get the pin serves a long hairy legs just to write you and you really need to rig up a pulley system so that I could fly around the room and then descend from the ceiling like a normal librarian oh um cause I was just handed another note from the secret police that reads No more please the tell him he doesn't have to come to the dinner theater at but I wanted to come the um that's no bother well we will just have to put on our old murder mystery dinner theater this weekend okay yeah love you I love you too will the Carlsberg impression by Carlos the night unveiled at band camp home two hours of brand new night fail and go to welcomes night Hill dot com and click on live shows to see our upcoming tour dates
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