Bonus - PodCon and the 2nd Imaginary Symphony
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hey it's me this guy and I'm here with a bonus episode for two reasons one is I want to tell you about a new event for helping to create and the other is introduce you to the orbiting human circus as lovely between Season Special presentation the second imaginary sympathy so we are organizing a brand new podcast convention with Travis McElroy of my brother my brother and me and the Adventure Zone and pink green and his team of convention makers behind well a ton of cool conventions including Vick on this convention will be called Padukone and will be taking place on December nine and ten in Seattle this will be a podcast convention for fans of podcasts whether you also happen to make a podcast or not we wanted to be a celebration of podcasting is an art form by the listeners for the listeners we already have confirmed live shows my brother my brother and me lower Alice isn't that bad with money here Hank and John and more plus panels workshops and games with the cast and crew of Welcome to Night Vale criminal orbiting human circus anymore and that's just our first round of invites in order to get a sense of the scope of the event we are currently running an Indigo campaign the more we race now the bigger we can make the event and the more podcasts we can fight tickets with the Indigo though are cheaper than they will be after some of the benefits just won't be available after this campaign and plus there are options for remote attendance so even if you can't make it Seattle in person you can still make it to Seattle computer all of the info on that in the Indigo are at pod convent dot com that there's only a few days left on this campaign so that upon Carmen dot com and now from Seattle I take you to Paris the orbiting human circus is presenting a self contained between Season Special presentation the second imaginary symphony what follows is the first part of this if you enjoy it be sure to subscribe to or being human circus to hear the rest and hey thanks the the love you're listening to the perpetual broadcasting Corporation of course it is quality time across Paris we begin celebrating the month long lead up to our cat Lucy think the reason holiday now so the bridge across the globe observing the hatching of the editing part of this of the North Platte this of course believed by generations of schoolchildren to visit them when illness strikes recite poetry to leave thereby restoring them to help by the time they wait and as we do every year to broadcasting Corporation We begin at the start of this notable among the great vision that this time tradition the broadcast of the second reason as you all know the certain imaginary Symphony program now synonymous with the platypus holiday was discovered forty years ago by a trash collector to refuse be in the trash collector taking home the concert marked second imaginary symphony expecting music playing the strange story it contained and started his own family's receive the loving saw several family members requesting copies of the tape so big and the copying and passing on of the symphony from family to family from street to street and it's this moon became as much a part of the platypus Eve tradition as sending your children to school dressed as a plot that was constructing a gigantic but was out of household items in front of one's home bring us to the present day with a broadcast of the second imagine a symphony is now considered the official beginning of the holiday season in Paris Symphony will be broadcast in four parts each one ushering in the new stage in the month long celebration of the office and officially beginning our holiday this is Augustus Brown I give you second in this is nice neighborhood the the just factories soon to be full of busy grown ups hard work the the this is a nice tree Telegraph Road there's milk man every morning he delivers a full day's supply of dairy products to all the houses treat and this big white house this is nice house and this is not the the he's the stairs though his grandmother has told not to ordinarily it would now be time for nine to go to school but since it's vacation time is free to stay at home with and play the nice grandmother is blind and sometimes needs his help with household chores such as sweeping doing was taking out the garbage the the the and making trips to the supermarket the walking home from the supermarket now here's to distant song of the fire siren fire sits perched high atop its red brick engine house the luring it is now the time for the tourney key is to echo throughout the land is grown ups arrive home from work ah the ah the the the uh summer the uh uh ride the uh the uh the the leads is Mr. Ackerman Nuys neighbor and friend Mr. Ackerman worked to the big factory just over the hill now I always look forward to see Mr. Ackerman you see some time ago Mr. Ackerman confined to deny a matter of great importance now I have begun to wonder just what was that the factory who was making cut while the wave in it while admiring the great factory I had come to know each of its towering smoke stacks and flashing lights but as for what it was a great factory made this even was not quite sure when asked at first Mr. Ackerman did not answer he regarded and after a long pause said only nothing of interest Nye nothing of interest in continued on his way is however served only to peak the nine year old's curiosity upon arriving Mr. Ackerman found the little boys to following close behind I promise what goes lead factories to little boys or anyone else for that matter now please know I had a long and I'm tired and with that Mr. Hackman waved goodbye and disappeared into his house closing the door firmly behind in the there was nothing for nine to do but to stare for a moment of the closed door before he walks out the way Mr. Ackerman had never spoken so cold it in before in I of how to react he did however know one thing for sure Mr. Ackerman was not in the least bit interested in discussing what he did all day at that factory why he wondered why I thought about the sorts of things grown ups do not like to talk about usually know had found that they fell into two categories first the things that embarrassed or made a grown up uncomfortable and second the one things unfit for the ears of a little boy are that he would have to be patient and show Mr. Ackerman that though not entirely fond of most grown ups he himself was grown up enough to be trusted even with things on fit for the ears the fee would have to play the the However it was upon arriving work the very next day that Mr. Ackerman founder little boy following close behind him once again fellow Mr. Ackerman said and with this I opened the door and beckoned for nine to come in once inside Mr. Ackerman for a time he sat night down at the kitchen table clearing off from it several tools in a strange two pronged object appeared to have been working on and put some water on the kettle to boil pacing back and forth across the kitchen floor Mr. Ackerman appeared to be lost in thought until at last the small cattle came to a boil and Mr. Ackerman began to speak Dino were clouds come from NIE the the the the clouds in the clouds the ship Chinese he might not could not much of anything about clouds in school so no one has ever told you the will of course not it is the secret the Mr. Ackerman the manner speech the it's been said the clouds of water or turn evaporate the crystals appear to the condensation the said Mr is not true the only Mr. Ackerman as though he were something very I'm going The Great Secret and The secrets such as this of the not man he said seated impressed hell into dramatic silence than I it has enormous respect for the tent with an air of great dignity Mr. Ackerman to the of clearly has inside himself and justices seemed he was about to speak something strange happened the look on Mr. Ackerman face changed the way was no to dig the look of someone who would suddenly come unknown once changed his mind to see the fees Mr. Acton police who in all his wildest dreams could never that the big factory harbored a secret so important could contain his curiosity no the I would I promise Mr. Ackerman glanced looking slightly class who were born day was quite clear to him that there was little hope of shaking the boys' interest now the old chain he said and took in a t the the of the father's the first ever the shade the this secret the power see conga solemn duty for which we must never ever take read the the outcome that's not pope come to be distracted searching her the well you see the beginnings to the cloud is a powerful thing as long as the cloud is considered a happenstance in a shoe then it's a helpful and friendly thing but should to create and control clouds well consider watch the imagine happen if one nation just love meeting the for scorch perpetuating been men with the up with a gleam eyes as though we could see right to the kitchen see in the clouds in the sky above the are passed down week I was sport here the midst is concerned our factory exist solely for the production of the three pronged which at this shop the full of fishing travel to and the store the course we do keep case outside world but who wants to visit the witches factory men and women toiling for hours was molten or soldering wires visiting with its until they can no longer even feel their fingertips no one and if they did they'd never be allowed past the front gate not without an appointment for all widget factories really close factories ask not this track U never no one does it and I've even heard tell of people who worked in factories who for security reasons hadn't even the slightest how fast not by the same process only for unexpected visitors atomic hypnosis the atomic it now says the It's just like ordinary hypnosis only much much smaller the people who work the computer where points of the court they are the early the which they are asked to perform mundane of tasks ever process in which they are taking part believe that most of them ever do the outcome will atomic it that doesn't to quite visibly disappointed share to distract her I don't know I am afraid of that might be necessary it's just not easy for people to believe themselves capable of such great things nia it simple in security as a matter of security insecurity is simply not to be tolerated the secret such as this can be put at risk for no one told me that night causing the flicker of shame to return to Mr. Ackerman face once more I live haven't any children who The Mr. Ackerman part himself another cup of tea empty into it more of the clear liquid from the silver flask in his front pocket the life of the night it's a lonely thing to the outside world we must purposely appear as unremarkable as possible we believe lies designed to attract very little attention and sometimes high sometimes attract no intentional this track a man's gaze turned down upon the kitchen table when you grow up someday will come to understand that there are some things in life that she don't share the wealth they can faint grown men have been into the the though still in the room with the Mr. Ackerman to be far away they're a good boy said Mr. Ackerman and I believe I can trust you with that Mr. Ackerman excused himself and withdrew to the bathroom not the on vacation all after all night I noticed a large yellow raincoat hanging from wooden coat rack where as normally a large hanging from a wooden coat rack would be of little interest to a boy like my this large yellow raincoat appeared to be covered from top to bottom in no less than a full inch of undisturbed dust this truck night to as naive reached out to touch the dusty coke with an outstretched finger Mr. Ackerman stepped into the room and with a booming voice that scared and startled I cried Don't touch that now I told you never ever ever ever under any circumstance may you ever so much as touch that raincoat do you understand and I backed away from the wrinkled and nodded his head vigorously this raincoat is for use only in the most severe of drought emergency is now I had never heard of a rain coat that was only to be used in the most severe drought emergencies before and was quite visibly shaken by the severity of Mr. Ackerman stone you did didn't stammer deny I didn't want to tell me about the raincoat I didn't oh my God I didn't and there the two of them stood neither boy nor man knowing quite what to say Mr. Ackerman sighed such sadness that made nice shiver I I'm I shouldn't have yelled at you like that I had no right I was afraid to Mr. Ackerman trailed off with a look of embarrassment upon its face knelt down to the height of the boys the I'm afraid I'm just not feeling very well right now night has been a very good boy today you know don't you know I shook his head yes because the way Mr. Ackerman was looking and he thought he ought to rethink old Mr. Ackerman he said tonight you won't forget what I told him he will unite in I shook his head no ok you go run along in place the job and you all have been listening to Part one of the second imaginary symphony on behalf of all of us here at the professional broadcasting Corporation We Wish You a Happy Holiday season will return with Bach to just a few nights until then shut up to two minutes off the ship cookies goodnight everyone the you go run along and playing the this August Simon you who have been listening to pod one of the second imaginary symphony on behalf of all of us here at the professional broadcasting Corporation We Wish You a Happy Holiday season will return with Bach to just a few nights until then try not to too many cookies goodnight everyone the