Booty... some people eat it, and some people don't. Some people also go to jail for publicly displaying the fact that they do munch the bumper. Another man staged a home invasion so he could take a visit for an "erotic massage."  Please remember to #smashthatfivestar and leave us a review. Share us with your friends, and feel free to email us or check out our Patreon!
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 https://nypost.com/2019/05/07/florida-man-arrested-after-refusing-to-remove-i-eat-a-bumper-sticker/ 
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