DEFENDANT: The Wonderful World of Oz

EVIDENCE: Manos Yellow Brick Road Sauvignon Blanc

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Munchkinland, duh.

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Let us be glad! Let us be grateful! Let us rejoicify that drunkenness could subdue... being boring? Yes, dear listeners, Good News! We are gracing you with a surprise bonus episode this holiday season. What is this feeling? Something bad? Goodness knows, no! We merely want to expressify our gratitution to you all! In this special episode, we will take dancing through life behind the scenes of L. Frank Baum's kaleidoscopic world and the creations it has led to. The inside scoop is sure to make you popular, even if only for one short day. I would drop some spoilers, but I'm not that girl! This thrillifying episode has us exploring new heights as we defy gravity. Thank you festivating with us! Cheers, my pretties!