Comedian Ben Gleib Returns + Ed Calderon On the Border Crisis

Update: 2024-10-08

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This episode of the Adam Carolla Show features comedian Ben Gleib as a guest, along with a brief news segment by Mayhem Miller. The episode begins with a Pluto TV advertisement, followed by Adam Carolla promoting his Substack channel. The conversation then shifts to comedy and nostalgia, with Adam and Ben discussing their favorite movies from their youth. Ben shares a story about a "great magnet" experience that led him to a delicious brisket at Adam Ray's comedy show. He then publicly calls out Adam Ray for not yet having him on his "Dr. Phil Live" show and reflects on Mike August's unique approach to comedy. Ben recounts a humorous incident with an older woman he was dating who was upset about his makeup being left out, leading to a discussion about the unspoken rules of makeup in the entertainment industry. He also shares a story about being pressured to whiten his teeth by a TV host with a dazzling smile. Ben reminisces about his relationship with Courtney Hanson, a successful TV host, and how their contrasting financial situations led to a $10 a day budget after a trip to Europe. He also shares a story about giving a homeless man $500, which his parents disapproved of. Ben discusses his Israeli mother's tough and resilient nature, sharing a hilarious anecdote about her calling his podcast to share her ability to disassemble an AK-47 in 10 seconds. He contrasts the "domesticated" American Jew with the more hardened Israeli Jew, using the metaphor of a wolf being bred down to a labradoodle to describe the difference. Ben recounts a dangerous incident at the Long Beach Grand Prix where a tow truck was hit by a race car at full speed, criticizing the lack of safety protocols and the drivers' disregard for the yellow flag. The episode transitions into advertisements for Tommy John underwear and Bi-Optimizers Magnesium. Mayhem Miller delivers a news segment, focusing on the development of a hypersonic jet capable of reaching speeds of 3600 miles per hour. Adam and Ben discuss the decline in commercial air travel, lamenting the lack of progress since the era of the Beatles. They criticize the decline in food quality, service, and the absence of classic first-class amenities. The conversation shifts to the upcoming premiere of the film "Rust," directed by Alec Baldwin, which was marred by the fatal shooting of cinematographer Helena Hutchins. The hosts discuss the controversy surrounding the premiere and the potential impact on the film's reception. They delve into the financial aspects of filmmaking, specifically discussing the K-Rock doc and the potential consequences of a tragic incident during production. They explore the ethical and financial considerations involved in continuing the project after a death. The conversation turns to Alec Baldwin's role in the "Boss Baby" franchise and the ironic situation where his voice, not his physical presence, led to a fatal accident on the "Rust" set. The hosts discuss the concept of the "Hand of God" and how it applies to this situation. The hosts share a humorous story about a racing incident where a sink fell off the car during a race and landed on the driver's lap. They discuss the quick fix using duct tape and the absurdity of the situation. The hosts discuss the reckless behavior of influencer Jack Doatery, who crashed his McLaren while driving on a livestream. They criticize his actions and the potential consequences of his behavior. Despite their criticism, the hosts express a morbid fascination with Jack Doatery's antics and his large following. They discuss his content creation style and his controversial behavior. The conversation shifts to a news story about a Malibu homeowner accused of stealing sand from the beach. The hosts discuss the importance of sand as a resource and the legal battle surrounding the incident. The hosts delve into the complexities of the Coastal Commission and its role in regulating development in Malibu. They criticize the commission's perceived bias against wealthy homeowners and the impact of overregulation on the local economy. The hosts engage in a humorous riddle about the similarities between Kevin Costner and Adam Corolla, highlighting their shared experiences in Malibu and their contrasting personalities. The conversation turns to Bjork's unusual last name and the potential for it to break AI systems. The hosts discuss the challenges of pronouncing her full name and the absurdity of its complexity. The hosts reminisce about their teenage crush on Bjork and her artistic influence. They discuss her music videos and her unique style. The hosts engage in a humorous discussion about the worst rap names ever, highlighting the absurdity of some choices and the importance of having a good rap name. The hosts discuss Adam Corolla's lack of a middle name and the reasons behind it. They explore the significance of middle names and the potential for a contest to choose one for Adam. The hosts continue their discussion about middle names, debating their importance and the potential for them to reveal something about a person's character. The hosts discuss Bjork's unique lifestyle and her preference for solitude. They speculate about her living arrangements and her age. The hosts delve into the mystery of Bjork's last name and its connection to her father's name. They discuss the complexity of her family history and the ongoing fascination with her life. The hosts discuss the limitations of knowledge and the potential for even the most knowledgeable people to be surprised by new information. They share a shocking anecdote about Bjork's twin who died at childbirth. The hosts discuss Pluto TV, a free streaming service that offers a wide variety of movies and shows. They highlight the benefits of free entertainment and their personal preferences for different genres. The hosts discuss O'Reilly Auto Parts, a company that provides car parts and services. They share their experiences with the company and highlight its benefits for car owners. The hosts discuss the increasing prevalence of fights among girls in high school and the changing dynamics of gender roles in society. They question the notion that women would be better off in charge of everything. The hosts discuss the woke movement and its influence on Mexico's political landscape. They criticize the notion that certain groups are inherently better at running things and emphasize the importance of competence over identity. The hosts discuss Mexico's recent political shift towards a more progressive agenda, including the introduction of pronoun laws and the persecution of female violence. They compare Mexico's situation to Canada's more progressive stance on gender identity. The hosts discuss the open border policy and its impact on immigration. They analyze the motivations behind the policy and the potential consequences for both the United States and Mexico. The hosts discuss the changing nature of immigration, highlighting the shift from Mexican immigrants to Venezuelan and Chinese immigrants. They analyze the reasons behind this shift and the potential implications for American society. The hosts compare the characteristics of past and present immigrants, highlighting the differences in their skill sets and motivations. They express concern about the potential for a more criminal element among recent immigrants. The hosts discuss Trump's border policies and Biden's subsequent inaction. They analyze the effectiveness of Trump's policies and the potential motivations behind Biden's approach. The hosts speculate about the motivations behind the current administration's immigration policy, suggesting that it may be a deliberate attempt to change demographics and influence voting patterns. The hosts discuss the apparent lack of interest in border security by the current administration, citing the Haitian whipping incident and the administration's subsequent lies about the event. They argue that the administration's actions suggest a lack of commitment to border safety. The hosts discuss the prevalence of human trafficking on the southern border and the role of cartels in profiting from it. They highlight the different forms of human trafficking and the current administration's policy that facilitates it. The hosts delve into the darker side of human trafficking, discussing the role of women as recruiters and the exploitation of women and children. They highlight the sophisticated nature of the trafficking networks and the potential for unaccompanied minors to disappear. The conversation starts with a discussion about the mysterious activities happening at the border, including the government's role in transporting migrants. The speakers express concern about the lack of transparency and the potential for nefarious activities. The speakers discuss the government's involvement in transporting migrants to specific locations across the country, particularly Colorado and Texas. They question the motives behind this practice and the lack of resources for the migrants. The speakers compare the situation to introducing carpenter ants or beavers into a new environment, suggesting that migrants will inevitably engage in the same activities they did in their previous locations, including gang activity. They express concern about the potential for increased crime and social unrest. The speakers debate whether the government's actions are intentional or a result of incompetence. They question the motives behind the migrant transportation program and the potential for it to destabilize the country. The speakers discuss the role of U.S. foreign policy in creating the conditions that lead to migration from Mexico and South America. They suggest that the government may be willfully ignorant of the consequences of its actions. The speakers discuss the close relationship between cartels and Mexican politics, highlighting the influence of cartels in elections and the difficulty of dismantling them. They point to the recent arrest of a cartel leader as an example of the deep-rooted corruption. The speakers speculate that the Mexican government would prefer Kamala Harris as president over Donald Trump due to her perceived willingness to cooperate with Mexico. They discuss the economic and political implications of this preference. The speakers discuss the failure of socialist policies in Mexico, highlighting the unsustainable nature of social programs and the potential for economic instability. They express concern about the militarization of Mexico and the suppression of individual rights. The speakers discuss the tendency of socialist governments to blame the United States for their failures. They use Venezuela as an example of how socialist policies can lead to economic collapse and social unrest. They express concern about the potential for a similar situation to unfold in Mexico. The speakers conclude by discussing the potential for a humanitarian crisis in the United States if the socialist experiment in Mexico fails. They express concern about the lack of preparedness and the potential for a mass influx of migrants.

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