A funny podcast that starts with loose monkeys in St. Louis and somehow ends with a man holding a tiny Guinness World Record.

Today’s episode begins like any normal St. Louis morning: the Steelers get obliterated, the Fast Lane picks are sealed in envelopes like it’s Watergate, and escaped monkeys are STILL running loose in North City while AI-generated monkey selfies completely derail law enforcement. Real monkeys. Fake photos. Zero answers.

Things only escalate from there. The crew debates whether the monkeys escaped from a lab, a zoo, or Jumanji itself, while also tracking a rogue goat wandering Union Boulevard like it’s late for brunch. Authorities say “do not approach.” The Rizz Show says “kiss it on the head so we know it’s real.”

Then comes the local chaos: Six Flags St. Louis might be sold, renamed, enchanted, or emotionally damaged — nobody knows. Will it survive? Will the kids survive summer without roller coasters? Or will boredom push society toward… darker paths?

Which brings us to a 61-year-old man, a seven-inch sweet potato, and the phrase “out of boredom” doing a lot of heavy lifting. Doctors try everything short of a Shop-Vac before resorting to surgery, inspiring several billion-dollar invention ideas and at least one name trademarked on the whiteboard.

And just when you think it can’t get more uncomfortable, meet the North Carolina man attempting to claim the Guinness World Record for the smallest penis in the world. A brutally honest, surprisingly heartfelt interview sparks real conversations about body image, masculinity, and why British morning TV should never be allowed near hand gestures.

Also in this funny podcast: Greg Warren lands a primetime ABC show, Sammy Hagar returns to St. Louis, Alamo Drafthouse angers everyone by making people use phones, and Rizz delivers a brutally honest rant about radio, podcast awards, and being one rung above a circus clown on the showbiz ladder.

If you like weird news, uncomfortable laughter, heartfelt moments wrapped in chaos, and a funny podcast that refuses to behave — congratulations, WEIRDO. You found your people.

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Daily Show Notes:

• Monkeys on the loose in St Louis after four-day search
• Six Flags St. Louis could be sold, according to report
• Stunned surgeons remove huge spud from man’s bum
• Man undergoes surgery after 8cm by 6cm ceramic cup gets stuck up his bottom by 'accident'
• Man with 'world’s smallest penis' makes heartbreaking admission about having a micropenis

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