Cruz Control

Cruz Control

Update: 2022-12-13
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Brittney Griner came home, Britney Spears went off on a drive thru worker, Ted Cruz's teen daughter became national news and Molls and Tiffany talk about Christmas shopping.

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Briney says Fuck you to a Jack In The Box Employee

Britney posts a tribute to Jamie Lynn on her own birthday

A theory about why her Instagram isn’t so fishy /\

Medics are called to Ted Cruz’s house for a teen girl with self-inflicted wounds

People on Twitter presume that Cruz’s daughter hurt herself because she’s bisexual

People post this borderline copypasta over and over: “A 14 year old female child that lives in Texas came out last year as bisexual. Tonight she attempted suicide. This is what the hateful laws against the LGBTQ+ do to children. This child is Ted Cruz’s daughter.”

Caroline Cruz makes a statement on her TikTok

Caroline makes a follow up video

Motherly article

Hospital’s statement

JPtheRealtor makes an ugly video about Brittney’s release

Aunt Karen talks to JP the Realtor on the phone

Veteran Amanda Cerevantes has thoughts

Viktor Bout’s first interview on Russian state media


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Woman cuts her child’s hair off as a punishment for not doing homework & posts it on TikTok

Stitch plus original footage

The mom responds 

Strange Kevin Returns

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