Cult Of Odd: Episode 112 -Birds Aren't Real!
Description
we all know the Internet is a wild damn place! It can be your best friend, worst enemy or both at the same time. It can make you laugh, cry, make you feel connected or make you feel insecure. This episode is on a level that I hope makes you laugh or at least crack a smile. This is about how one man made us laugh at the absurdity that can be found in the conspiracy theory world and how we need to take a step back and have a good chuckle at life sometimes.
And here we go!
Yep, that's right, people! Birds aren't real! The fuck is wrong with you? Huh? You actually think all of these avian objects constantly passing over us daily are actual living creatures? Get out of here with that! Everyone knows that birds are government drones used to spy on the public. It's all a surveillance operation. All birds in the U.S. were exterminated between 1959 and 1971. They have since been replaced by drones to keep tabs on United States citizens. Why do you think you always see birds on power lines? That's how they recharge! Why are they always shitting on your car? That's not shit! It's a tracking device! And if you really want to get into the nitty gritty of it, does anyone want to guess why John F. Kennedy was assassinated?