We Knew Santa Had Helpers, But Who Knew The Grinch Had Helpers Who Do What He Do, Too?

Playing "Statue" In A Nativity Scene To Hide From Police Only Works If You Don't Move

When Doing Something Dumb Needs More "Oomph", Do It Naked

Pro Tip: Don't Drive A Stolen Vehicle To Your Federal Court Date

Car Thief's (Stolen) Car Gets Towed, So He Calls The Cops

We're Pretty Sure "Add Pepper Spray" Isn't A Menu Option At Arby's

It's Been A While Since A Liquor Store Was Robbed At Musket-Point, But Not As Long As You'd Think

Police Recover Stolen Vehicle, Same Thief Steals It AGAIN

Even Though It Fits, We Don't Suggest Sending A Baggie Of Meth Through The Bank's Drive-Thru Tube

He Learned Two Things That Day; There's A Fee For Parking At The Airport & A Fake Bomb Threat Won't Get You Out Of It

Future Headline: New Zealand Man Poops Out $20k Fabergé Egg

Cybertruck Test Drive Turns Into $20,000 In Damage And, Somehow, Underwear's Involved

Trail Cam Thief Leaves It Running, Records 2 Days Worth Of Illegal Activities, And The Cam's GPS Leads Cops Right To 'Em

Blaming A DWI On NyQuil Is A Tough Sell, Especially When You're Driving A School Bus

Naked Florida Man Told Cops It Was A TikTok Challenge, But He Didn't Have A Phone, Because ... Naked

Road Rager Given A Free Ride To The Police Station After Jumping On The Hood Of The Other Guy's Car

This May Not Get The Women To Notice You, But It Gets The Cops' Attention

JetBlue Passenger Gives A Whole New Meaning To "Mile High Club" After Crew Gets A Contact Buzz From Someone Vaping Weed In The Bathroom

You've Heard "He's An Accident Waiting To Happen?" The Wait Is Over.

Russian Hubby In Hot Water For Faking Car Theft To Get Out Of Shopping With His Wife