We all die. But Trump isn’t dead yet—and he wants you to know it. Get the latest Trump-still-alive news on today’s episode of “DeProgram with Ted Rall and John Kiriakou,” where we’ll catch you up on:

• Trump’s Space Case: President Trump announces U.S. Space Command’s move from Colorado to Alabama, reversing Biden’s decision. His weeklong media absence sparked “Trump is Dead” rumors, amplified by photos resembling 2019 images. Conspiracy theories about digitally altered photos or a body double make us ask: why were we so open to these bizarre theories? (Spoiler: Biden.)

• The Secret US/Israeli Ethnic Cleansing Plan for Gaza (GREAT Trust): A 38-page Gaza plan envisions a U.S.-led trusteeship, relocating 2 million Palestinians for a decade to build AI-powered “smart cities” and resorts. It offers $5,000 payments for voluntary departures, validating war crimes. The plan, tied to Trump’s “Riviera” vision, promises investor profits.

• Eric Trump for President: Speaking at Bitcoin Asia, the First Son hints at a White House run, saying he’s not ruling it out. Promoting World Liberty Financial, he claims ethical conduct despite family ties.

• Operation Midnight Climax: Revelations about the CIA’s 1950s-70s Operation Midnight Climax, part of MKULTRA, resurface. Prostitutes dosed unsuspecting brothel patrons with LSD in San Francisco, observed through two-way mirrors. Senate hearings in 1977 confirmed the unethical program’s details.

• China’s WWII Revisionism: President Xi’s meeting with Putin and Kim marks WWII’s end, bizarrely claiming Communist victory over Imperial Japan. Taiwan’s KMT begs to differ.