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Dopey 545:Crack at 15, Shitting Out Balloons of Dope & Eating Raw Bacon with IDGAF Foods, Don't Be a Fucking Pussy! Addiction Recovery!

Dopey 545:Crack at 15, Shitting Out Balloons of Dope & Eating Raw Bacon with IDGAF Foods, Don't Be a Fucking Pussy! Addiction Recovery!

Update: 2025-08-22
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Recorded in Park City, Utah with IDGAF Foods.
Early years: depression at 5, sitting in closets listening to sad piano records.
Smoked crack at 15 in Manchester, CT; identity formed instantly around drugs.
Early hustle: fake Adidas hat re-sewn to say “Acid.”
Buckets of Molly + shards of ketamine cooked in Pyrex from “Kahlua bottles.”
First rehab: snorted Suboxone → precipitated withdrawal.
Florida halfway house: wanted to be a junkie, left after 4 months → straight to Berkfest (moe., Deep Banana Blackout).
Shit stories: swallowing balloons of dope, digging through shit for crack, OCD washing.
Scam hustles: told people cops pulled him over so he “threw the drugs out the window”; pocketed their money.
Lucky streak: claims he walked out of a house during a raid untouched. Never arrested.
$500/day habit in Utah: black tar heroin, 30s, crack.
Stevie Ray Vaughan was a huge inspiration in recovery.
Quit cold turkey 2012 with small methadone taper + psych med detox. Quit cigs too.
Art saves him: digital psychedelic covers, NFT side hustle, album covers for Disco Biscuits, Dean DeLeo, Juanes & Alessia Cara (held up by Jimmy Fallon).
Birth of IDGAF Foods: stopped obsessing over “food shamers,” used OCD to create viral bits (7-Eleven hot dog twinkle, oat milk, raw bacon sashimi).
Oatly threatened him legally; he responded, “Sounds like you said thank you incorrectly.”
Now: refuses to monetize account. Messages from addicts are the real currency.
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Dopey 545:Crack at 15, Shitting Out Balloons of Dope & Eating Raw Bacon with IDGAF Foods, Don't Be a Fucking Pussy! Addiction Recovery!

Dopey 545:Crack at 15, Shitting Out Balloons of Dope & Eating Raw Bacon with IDGAF Foods, Don't Be a Fucking Pussy! Addiction Recovery!

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