In this week’s episode, your two favorite high-functioning stoners light up and spiral into some deeply chaotic true crime and history rabbit holes. We’re talking:

🌿 A Rice University student who thought he was gonna be the next drug lord — until his fantasy turned into a real-life murder-for-hire gone tragically wrong. Like… bro. What??

👻 Then we float over to the hella haunted SK Pierce Mansion, where rich Victorian ghosts apparently refuse to chill, and we’re pretty sure one of them is still mad about a bad haircut from 1892.

🥬 And because we got the munchies and Googled too hard, we uncover the totally unhinged history of celery. Did you know it used to be a Victorian status symbol?? People were putting that leafy stalk in vases like it was a damn orchid.

So grab your blunt, your emotional support snack, and join us for high thoughts, haunted mansions, true crime chaos, and celery slander.

It’s weird. It’s spooky. It’s crime-y. It’s everything you didn’t know you needed. 💨👻🔪