Hello Evil Men listeners. This week, we kick things off by talking about circular breathing, busty and handsome elves, and candy canes. 

Our episode’s subject is Lukasz Chojnowski aka the Polish Goldilocks. In 2014, 28-year-old Lukasz made headlines for illegally breaking into the home of a vacationing elderly couple and helping himself to some tasty food, a warm bubblebath and their comfy bed. Enjoy!

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Chris Locke is doing two standup shows at Good Robot Brewing on Friday, November 29. GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!

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