It's a relaunch of one of our favorite historical episodes. How did the plebs feel about Caesar's death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she'd been hotter? Which calendar will win, the Julian Calendar or the Mayan Mesoamerican Long Count calendar? Will Bridget predict the downfall of Rome?

00:00 - Introduction
3:34 - RIP
6:34 - Parade of Morons
8:47 - BDE
10:20 - Get Rekt Big Tech
11:50 - Conspiracy Corner w/Sammy Fn'F
14:08 - Get Rekt China
15:18 - Weather
15:41 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
15:57 - Breaking Bridget
18:03 - The Internet is Glorious
19:00 - Phetasy News

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