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EP 5: The Power of Plastic Surgery and Darth R2-D2: The Family and The Sith

EP 5: The Power of Plastic Surgery and Darth R2-D2: The Family and The Sith

Update: 2021-03-29
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Buckle up for what is truly the BEST EPISODE OF CULTS CULTS CULTS IN ALL OF HISTORY. (Do we say that every week? Almost? But this time it's real.) This episode features everything you love about Cults Cults Cults but times it by a thousand. We've got a Jon Ossoff update. We've got the inside scoop on the latest career trend: typing on a computer. We've got pickled beets. And. For the first time in Cults Cults Cults history, we have a special guest star, Randolf's mom, Terri. Does she know she's a special guest star? No. Is that important? Who keeps asking all of these questions? Then it's time to CRACK INTO SOME CULTS! First, LaRue fills us in on a cult that truly shows us the power of plastic surgery and being pretty: The Family. Then... Randolf takes us to a galaxy far far away to tell us about... The Sith. It's a cult, we promise.

Need a drinking game? Drink every time LaRue starts hyperventilating into the mic and asking Randolf why he is ruining her podcast. Or drink every time it is evident that LaRue and Randolf know nothing about Star Wars.

Trigger Warning: This episode contains mention of child abuse and kidnapping.

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The Family (43:36 )
The Sith (1:08:00 )

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EP 5: The Power of Plastic Surgery and Darth R2-D2: The Family and The Sith

EP 5: The Power of Plastic Surgery and Darth R2-D2: The Family and The Sith

LaRue & Randolf