Ep 510 - G.O.U.T.E.D. (feat. Lil Stinkers)
Digest
The podcast begins with introductions and a welcome to the listeners. The conversation then shifts to gout, a painful condition, and the hosts discuss their experiences with it. They also talk about a low-THC strain of weed they call "George Washington weed," which they find to be a good option for those who want a milder high. The hosts delve into their food habits, particularly the high-carb, high-fat diet that one of them follows, and discuss the potential connection between their diet and their gout flare-ups. One of the hosts shares his experience living in California, where he lost weight due to the lack of bread-heavy foods. He also reveals a surprising vitamin D deficiency despite living in a sunny climate, attributing it to his limited time spent outdoors. The hosts discuss their true crime podcast and their recent trip to Austin, Texas, where they visited the Rainy Street River, a location known for a series of unexplained deaths. They explore theories about the cause of these deaths, including the possibility of drunk college students falling into the river. The conversation shifts to a different true crime case involving a TSA agent who jumped off a balcony at the Orlando airport, landing on people waiting to go through security. The hosts discuss the motivations behind the suicide and the impact of the incident on the airport. The hosts reminisce about their high school physics and driver's ed teachers, sharing humorous anecdotes about their experiences. They also discuss the concept of being "confidently wrong," a trait they find particularly amusing. The conversation turns to the topic of lady drivers, with the hosts sharing their observations and experiences. They discuss the challenges of driving with women, particularly their tendency to be overly cautious or aggressive. They also share stories about their own road rage incidents. The hosts reminisce about their youthful pranks, including egging cars and throwing food at a trolley. They share stories about their experiences with these pranks, including a time when one host was pulled over by a cop after a prank gone wrong. One of the hosts recounts a recent incident where he was shot by teenagers with an Airsoft gun. They discuss the legal implications of using Airsoft guns and the potential for serious injury. They also reflect on the prevalence of pranks and violence in their younger years. The conversation starts with a recount of a night out where the group encountered a man dressed in an extravagant outfit. They all ended up aiming their water guns at him, and he became a target of their playful aggression. The conversation shifts to Brian Pumper, a point star director, who was recently egged. The group discusses whether the egging was a publicity stunt or a genuine act of retaliation for Pumper's past actions. The conversation delves into the topic of testing and pornography in the point industry. They discuss the importance of proper testing and the potential for fraudulent results. One of the speakers shares his experience reading an autobiography of a man with bipolar disorder who lived a life of excess and impulsivity in 1980s New York City. The conversation explores the challenges of maintaining a balance between indulging in sensory pleasures and sacrificing them for the sake of family and responsibility. One of the speakers recounts his experience with crack cocaine, including a time he had a massive hangover at an Eagles game after using the drug in Denver. The conversation shifts to a shared experience of staying in Aileen Wuornos' motel room in Florida. They describe the room's condition and the unsettling encounter with a group of Mexicans who seemed to be watching them. The conversation turns to John Wayne Gacy, a serial killer who murdered young boys. They discuss the location of his house and the chilling details of his crimes. The conversation delves into the world of prison romance and the "boy system," a hierarchical system where inmates trade favors and sexual services for goods and protection. The conversation concludes with a discussion about the death of pets and the emotional impact it has on owners. They share their experiences with losing dogs and their plans for getting new ones.
Outlines
Introduction, Gout, and George Washington Weed
The podcast begins with introductions and a welcome to the listeners. The conversation then shifts to gout, a painful condition, and the hosts discuss their experiences with it. They also talk about a low-THC strain of weed they call "George Washington weed," which they find to be a good option for those who want a milder high.
Food Habits, Gout Triggers, and California
The hosts delve into their food habits, particularly the high-carb, high-fat diet that one of them follows. They discuss the potential connection between their diet and their gout flare-ups, and the challenges of managing the condition. One of the hosts shares his experience living in California, where he lost weight due to the lack of bread-heavy foods. He also reveals a surprising vitamin D deficiency despite living in a sunny climate, attributing it to his limited time spent outdoors.
True Crime Podcast and the Rainy Street River
The hosts discuss their true crime podcast and their recent trip to Austin, Texas, where they visited the Rainy Street River, a location known for a series of unexplained deaths. They explore theories about the cause of these deaths, including the possibility of drunk college students falling into the river.
Airport Suicide and the TSA Agent
The conversation shifts to a different true crime case involving a TSA agent who jumped off a balcony at the Orlando airport, landing on people waiting to go through security. The hosts discuss the motivations behind the suicide and the impact of the incident on the airport.
High School Memories and Confidently Wrong
The hosts reminisce about their high school physics and driver's ed teachers, sharing humorous anecdotes about their experiences. They also discuss the concept of being "confidently wrong," a trait they find particularly amusing.
Backseat Driving, Traffic Vibes, and Lady Drivers
The hosts discuss their experiences with backseat driving, particularly one host's tendency to be overly critical of his friend's driving. They also share a story about a recent traffic encounter where one host's relaxed attitude in traffic irritated the other. The conversation turns to the topic of lady drivers, with the hosts sharing their observations and experiences. They discuss the challenges of driving with women, particularly their tendency to be overly cautious or aggressive. They also share stories about their own road rage incidents.
Youthful Pranks and Airsoft Gun Incident
The hosts reminisce about their youthful pranks, including egging cars and throwing food at a trolley. They share stories about their experiences with these pranks, including a time when one host was pulled over by a cop after a prank gone wrong. One of the hosts recounts a recent incident where he was shot by teenagers with an Airsoft gun. They discuss the legal implications of using Airsoft guns and the potential for serious injury. They also reflect on the prevalence of pranks and violence in their younger years.
Wild Night Out, Brian Pumper, and Testing in the Point Industry
The conversation starts with a recount of a night out where the group encountered a man dressed in an extravagant outfit. They all ended up aiming their water guns at him, and he became a target of their playful aggression. The conversation shifts to Brian Pumper, a point star director, who was recently egged. The group discusses whether the egging was a publicity stunt or a genuine act of retaliation for Pumper's past actions. The conversation delves into the topic of testing and pornography in the point industry. They discuss the importance of proper testing and the potential for fraudulent results.
Autobiography of a Manic Depressive, Indulgence, and Crack Hangover
One of the speakers shares his experience reading an autobiography of a man with bipolar disorder who lived a life of excess and impulsivity in 1980s New York City. The conversation explores the challenges of maintaining a balance between indulging in sensory pleasures and sacrificing them for the sake of family and responsibility. One of the speakers recounts his experience with crack cocaine, including a time he had a massive hangover at an Eagles game after using the drug in Denver.
Aileen Wuornos' Motel Room, John Wayne Gacy, and Prison Romance
The conversation shifts to a shared experience of staying in Aileen Wuornos' motel room in Florida. They describe the room's condition and the unsettling encounter with a group of Mexicans who seemed to be watching them. The conversation turns to John Wayne Gacy, a serial killer who murdered young boys. They discuss the location of his house and the chilling details of his crimes. The conversation delves into the world of prison romance and the "boy system," a hierarchical system where inmates trade favors and sexual services for goods and protection.
Doggy Nightcare and the Death of Pets
The conversation concludes with a discussion about the death of pets and the emotional impact it has on owners. They share their experiences with losing dogs and their plans for getting new ones.
Keywords
Gout
A painful inflammatory condition that affects the joints, often in the big toe. It is caused by a buildup of uric acid crystals in the joints.
George Washington Weed
A low-THC strain of cannabis, often used for its relaxing and therapeutic effects without causing an intense high.
Low-THC Cannabis
Cannabis strains with a low concentration of tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the psychoactive compound responsible for the "high." These strains are often preferred for their medicinal benefits and milder effects.
Rainy Street River
A river in Austin, Texas, known for a series of unexplained deaths, often involving young people. The cause of these deaths remains a mystery, with theories ranging from accidental drownings to foul play.
Airsoft Gun
A type of toy gun that fires plastic pellets. While considered a toy, Airsoft guns can cause serious injury and are subject to legal restrictions in some jurisdictions.
Backseat Driver
A passenger in a vehicle who gives unsolicited advice or criticism to the driver, often in a critical or annoying manner.
Road Rage
Aggressive or angry behavior exhibited by drivers in response to perceived offenses or frustrations on the road. It can range from verbal abuse to physical violence.
Point Star
A term used in the adult entertainment industry to refer to a performer who has achieved a high level of popularity and success.
Testing
In the context of the adult entertainment industry, testing refers to the process of screening performers for sexually transmitted infections (STIs) to ensure the safety of both performers and clients.
Q&A
What are some of the common triggers for gout flare-ups?
Gout flare-ups can be triggered by a variety of factors, including diet, alcohol consumption, and certain medications. High-purine foods, such as red meat and seafood, are often associated with gout.
What are some of the theories about the unexplained deaths in the Rainy Street River?
Theories about the Rainy Street River deaths range from accidental drownings to foul play. Some believe that drunk college students may have fallen into the river, while others suspect a serial killer may be responsible.
What are the legal implications of using Airsoft guns?
Airsoft guns are considered toys in most jurisdictions, but they can cause serious injury and are subject to legal restrictions. In some cases, using an Airsoft gun to cause harm can result in criminal charges, such as aggravated assault.
What are some tips for managing road rage?
To manage road rage, it's important to practice patience and understanding. Avoid engaging in confrontations with other drivers, and focus on maintaining a calm and controlled demeanor. If you feel yourself getting angry, take deep breaths and try to relax.
What happened to Brian Pumper, the point star director?
Brian Pumper was recently egged, and the group discusses whether it was a publicity stunt or a genuine act of retaliation for his past actions.
What is the "boy system" in prison?
The "boy system" is a hierarchical system where inmates trade favors and sexual services for goods and protection. It involves a network of "boys" and "daddies" who control resources and power within the prison.
What is the significance of testing in the point industry?
Testing is crucial for ensuring the safety of both performers and clients in the adult entertainment industry. It involves screening performers for sexually transmitted infections (STIs) to prevent the spread of disease.
What is the main theme of the autobiography "Electro Boy"?
"Electro Boy" is the autobiography of a man with bipolar disorder who lived a life of excess and impulsivity in 1980s New York City. The book chronicles his experiences with various vices and his struggle to manage his mental health.
What is the author's perspective on the death of pets?
The author expresses a strong emotional attachment to his pets and plans to get new ones quickly after they die. He believes that the loss of a pet is a significant event that requires a period of mourning and adjustment.
Show Notes
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