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Ep. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Update: 2021-11-2917
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It's time for 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer straight out of G-Bay studios! It was Bert's birthday so we reveal how Tom one-upped the last birthday gift given in the exchange: a chartered private jet. Bert starts getting anxiety about how he'll be able to top this gift and instead tries to pivot. The bears exchange some stories about jet ski accidents, a guy laughed at Bert when he said he felt skinny, and Bert has a great idea for experiencing history! They talk about how weird Hollywood casting decisions can get like with animated shows like Big Mouth, The Simpsons, Family Guy. Also, Bert decides that he's kept in a secret for long enough and he's tired of hiding it from the world. Bert Kreischer, the comedian you know and love, is coming out as fat and reveals hey burps and farts a hundred times a day and is constantly throwing up in his mouth. Is this normal? The bears then each describe their perfect day of eating while Bert begins to drool all over the table.

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VnllaGorilla7

1:04:35 to skip ad read #4.

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VnllaGorilla7

40:33 to skip ad read #3.

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VnllaGorilla7

22:29 to skip ad read #2.

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VnllaGorilla7

Go ahead and skip 9:05-13:05 if you don't wanna listen to the same old jet ski story for the 20th time from Burnt Crystals about how his daughter threw him off & he refuses to ever get back on one with her again. Just keep on glassin'.

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VnllaGorilla7

1:30 to skip ad read #1.

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Ep. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave