Ep. 339. Creeptobscare ’25: The Creature From Miller’s Pond Week 5

Update: 2025-10-31

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This is it! Will Chris and Matt find the last two endings of this book and deliver a Creeptobscare to remember? Will Matt pass his final Creeptobscare Challenge? Is anyone even READY for a Creeptobscare Sad Pizza Party? Neck of pony! Vibe of hog! Let the creepy culmination commence!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Adventure Haiku quiz, the final Creeptobscare Challenge Wild Card involves memorization which is totally great, the guys put their grubby fingies in ooky toppings, and EVERYONE PLEASE HAVE A LOVELY CREEPTOBSCARE!

Photos of the touchy-feely-creepy pizza toppings are below. Putting in a big space to avoid spoilers.

HERE WE GOOOOOOOO….

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<figure><figcaption class="wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption">Here’s the poor pizza before toppings were added.</figcaption></figure>
<figure><figcaption class="wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption">Chris’ toppings for Matt: Witch Fingers (imitation crab), Mummy Fingers (jerky meats), and Frankenstein Fingers (heart of palm).</figcaption></figure>
<figure><figcaption class="wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption">Matt’s toppings for Chris: Witch’s Teeth (pistachios in ham glaze, top left), Witch’s Toes (cheesey lil smokeys with banana chip nails), Witch’s Heart (tomato in ketchup).</figcaption></figure>
<figure><figcaption class="wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption">Close-up of them lil piggies.</figcaption></figure>
<figure><figcaption class="wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption">Matt’s slice.</figcaption></figure>
<figure><figcaption class="wp-block-jetpack-slideshow_caption gallery-caption">Chris’ pathetic slice.</figcaption></figure>