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Ep8 – Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits, twink fingers

Ep8 – Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits, twink fingers

Update: 2018-02-01
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Weens is on the job and in a mood. We talk about modeling, stripping uncles in G-strings, get some closure on Weens’ dude, hear secret car habits, and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people. Learn about Mouse’s love life and wrap it all up with a twink finger bow. Find us on … Continue reading Ep8 – Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits, twink fingers →
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E42 – The Grass Is Greener, Wiener!
It’s Superbowl Sunday and raining gophers in Southern California! As we catch up on mom life and work life, we realize we want to switch roles a la Freaky Friday. Weens wants the excitement of kids, and Mouse wants a vacation from all the juggling. We discuss the transition from stay at home mom to … Continue reading E42 – The Grass Is Greener, Wiener! →

E42 – The Grass Is Greener, Wiener!

2019-02-0500:49:25

E41 – Mom the Type A Cowgirl
Mom’s in town and she’s busy! We hear about how she moved from Idaho to California for a few months, a dog and cat’s awkward first date, and projects she’s working on. She shares stories about a trick roper, seeing the hand of God, and Weens pulls some cow talk out of her. Then we … Continue reading E41 – Mom the Type A Cowgirl →

E41 – Mom the Type A Cowgirl

2019-01-2600:55:41

E40 – Should I Stay or Should I Zo
Kids and Piano: we discuss how to deal with kids who want to quit activities. In Joelle’s case, two of her three kids want to stop taking piano lessons. We interview their music teacher, guitarist and pianist Zo Shah, for his insight and advice for parents. Hear about our musical background and advice from friends, … Continue reading E40 – Should I Stay or Should I Zo →

E40 – Should I Stay or Should I Zo

2019-01-1600:58:51

E39 – Worst Dates
Our holiday catch-up includes Idaho, Cowboy Denny, sledding, sleighs, elk and party stories. We also get into the LA scene, and the difference between there and the San Diego suburbs. By the way, we are making Weens’ New Year’s Resolution to promote herself! On the horizon are February events with the Bad At Love Podcast … Continue reading E39 – Worst Dates →

E39 – Worst Dates

2019-01-0500:42:24

E38 – Fruity Flamenco
Flamenco is back with a fruit-laden poem for Weens! This time, we sit the poetic musician down to explain himself and we find him rather endearing. We also hear the details of the three different Adam Sandler experiences Weens had and why he is her love barometer. There is some zoo, condor, and monarch butterfly … Continue reading E38 – Fruity Flamenco →

E38 – Fruity Flamenco

2018-12-2700:50:17

E37 Roommates
What do mice in the night, chore shirking sorority girls, schizophrenic lesbians, droopy Hungarians, and sweater thieves all have in common? They were our roommates! Weens confronts Joelle with her passive aggressive outbursts, and we talk about our parents fighting and their divorce. Weens sets her sights on woodchoppers and guys who keep their cars … Continue reading E37 Roommates →

E37 Roommates

2018-12-1700:42:27

E36 – Crushes
What makes a crush? The emotions, chemistry, psychology and crush stories discussed! Mouse and Weens have new revelations about past crushes and have fun discussing old flames and celebrities. Find out what happens when you look up a grade school crush and hear some insider celebrity talk sprinkled in too. We tack birthday wish recordings … Continue reading E36 – Crushes →

E36 – Crushes

2018-12-0200:58:19

E35 Interview – Andrew Piccone
Our good friend from high school, Andrew Piccone, came by with lots of insight about the Eggold sisters. He owns Wander Mouse Films, shooting projects for Snoop Dogg, Disney, Shepard Fairey and MC5. We all reminisce about growing up in suburbia, our old film projects, and the crap we used to get into, and then … Continue reading E35 Interview – Andrew Piccone →

E35 Interview – Andrew Piccone

2018-11-2000:50:11

E34 The Seance (lo-fi)
Weens and our mom, Joyce Carter, recap a séance they attended in the Hollywood Hills with psychic medium Patti Negri. Mom’s parents came through, and dad came through for Weens. Mom also tells our birth stories – Weens was gigantic and Mouse was a slip of the IUD. And we share stories of mopeds and … Continue reading E34 The Seance (lo-fi) →

E34 The Seance (lo-fi)

2018-11-1000:51:45

E33 Ghost Stories of Mouse and (Hallo)Weens!
We’re back and full of stories, both the dental kind and the ghost kind! Weens had a hot root canal, and Mouse had a dental panic attack. Scary stuff, just like the ghost stories we gathered from our friends and coworkers. The spooky experiences were from friends living in houses where spirits still resided, and … Continue reading E33 Ghost Stories of Mouse and (Hallo)Weens! →

E33 Ghost Stories of Mouse and (Hallo)Weens!

2018-10-3100:48:08

E32 She’s Out, Childhood Stories, Acting, and Murder
Mouse rips off her mask and reveals her identity to be Joelle Eggold Kohn. Ahh it feels good to not have a secret anymore! We also talk a bit about our up and coming famous cousin, Ryan Eggold, on NBC’s New Amsterdam, which launches us into childhood memories and adventures – spying, trapping the neighborhood … Continue reading E32 She’s Out, Childhood Stories, Acting, and Murder →

E32 She’s Out, Childhood Stories, Acting, and Murder

2018-10-0900:48:43

E31 Coming Out and Jealousy
Weens is coming out! She is Julianne Eggold and featured in The Lazy Teacher Podcast episode 39 Mouse is still wrestling with being anonymous, but having a secret is not fun and is causing stress. Most parents in suburbia have secrets and dumb past lives. Just look at Brett Kavanaugh, our favorite douchebag jock turd. … Continue reading E31 Coming Out and Jealousy →

E31 Coming Out and Jealousy

2018-10-0100:51:01

E30 Interview Weens On The Job
We hear all about life on the set as Weens is interviewed about her job in locations for TV and films. The behind the scenes of her day to day is laid out as we learn about some recent details for shoots on The Rookie. She gets talking about the creative process, her writing, other … Continue reading E30 Interview Weens On The Job →

E30 Interview Weens On The Job

2018-09-2400:28:20

E29 The Lazy Teacher Episode Swap
We hang out with an awesome teacher, podcaster, and friend – Brian Pawlowski of The Lazy Teacher Podcast – in our first ever episode swap! No subjects are off limits as we talk about Weens’ dating life, music, parents vs teachers, school gardens, kids’ nutrition, and all sorts of goofy, giant topics. Enjoy this fun … Continue reading E29 The Lazy Teacher Episode Swap →

E29 The Lazy Teacher Episode Swap

2018-09-1401:00:27

E28 Trusty Rusty, Snowflake Sweater, Bears on a Picnic
Dating! How do you send someone to the friend zone if they don’t take the hint? What if your dude uses more product than you do? Date outside your comfort zone? Ever wear the wrong undergarments on a date? Is it a deal breaker if the guy wears a sweater with shorts? We have some stories … Continue reading E28 Trusty Rusty, Snowflake Sweater, Bears on a Picnic →

E28 Trusty Rusty, Snowflake Sweater, Bears on a Picnic

2018-09-07--:--:--

E27 Mole, Mule, Mole, Mule
Mouse explains her family’s Jewish side – the non bar mitzvah birthday campout and the non bris bris. Is 13 a man? Technology, coddling, and helicopter parenting might be to blame. Free range parenting is getting pushback in Mouse’s community probably because of the past small town murders. We talk crime and burglaries, and Weens … Continue reading E27 Mole, Mule, Mole, Mule →

E27 Mole, Mule, Mole, Mule

2018-08-3100:58:35

E26 Hollywood, Fortnite, Breastfeeding
Friday Happy Hour and so much laughing! We talk wildfires in So Cal and the Paradox of Choice. Are too many choices causing anxiety and depression? We discuss Hollywood and whether its sordid reputation is deserved. Mouse’s wine kicks in and after a smoky laughing jag, take a guess who is Merle Haggard and who … Continue reading E26 Hollywood, Fortnite, Breastfeeding →

E26 Hollywood, Fortnite, Breastfeeding

2018-08-15--:--:--

E25 Trader Joes Tragedy, Body Image, Caveman Theories, Lean In
More deep thoughts. In this episode we discuss the Silver Lake hostage situation at the Trader Joes down the street from Weens’ house in Los Angeles. She describes the scene of helicopters, emergency vehicles, camera crews, journalists, cops, SWAT, and the mayor, and laments our detachment watching real life situations unfold on screen. Mouse wonders … Continue reading E25 Trader Joes Tragedy, Body Image, Caveman Theories, Lean In →

E25 Trader Joes Tragedy, Body Image, Caveman Theories, Lean In

2018-08-03--:--:--

E24 Platonic Friends, Good Cop Bad Cop, Ball Questions, and Bachata
There is a heat wave and it hit 116 degrees in Burbank and thunderstorms in arid San Diego. Is global warming really a hoax? Weens tells a story of her lost cat out in the Joshua Tree desert and mom’s Lawrence of Arabia search with her friend Blake. We discuss whether or not men and … Continue reading E24 Platonic Friends, Good Cop Bad Cop, Ball Questions, and Bachata →

E24 Platonic Friends, Good Cop Bad Cop, Ball Questions, and Bachata

2018-07-1400:38:48

E23 Mouse Does CoolSculpting, Yanni Visits Weens
This one is a favorite! We’re back with some life updates and mustache talk. Weens describes her new gig on the set of the LA tv show The Rookie and her Fishbone concert, and Mouse talks about her family vacation in Puerta Vallarta, Mexico. Warning: if you’re squeamish about pool attack iguanas or ticks, skip … Continue reading E23 Mouse Does CoolSculpting, Yanni Visits Weens →

E23 Mouse Does CoolSculpting, Yanni Visits Weens

2018-07-03--:--:--

E22 Interview with Angelo Moore of Fishbone Dr Madd Vibe and Brand New Step
Weens has dinner with her friend Angelo Moore the lead singer and musician best known for his band Fishbone. You will hear one of LA’s most creative talented and funky men discuss his thoughts on the world today. He talks about how he got into the spirit of David Bowie on tour, and we hear … Continue reading E22 Interview with Angelo Moore of Fishbone Dr Madd Vibe and Brand New Step →

E22 Interview with Angelo Moore of Fishbone Dr Madd Vibe and Brand New Step

2018-06-0800:53:55

E21 Sex Ed in Schools
Puberty BO and penis oh my. Mouses kids are going through sex ed in their health classes so we hear what they have to say. The twelve year old also talks about a transgender student and Mouse relates community concerns. We recall our own sex ed schooling and compare memories and PMS patterns. Join in … Continue reading E21 Sex Ed in Schools →

E21 Sex Ed in Schools

2018-06-05--:--:--

E20 David Bowie: An Interview with Musical Director Angelo “Scrote” Bundini
Meet Weens colleague and friend Scrote. He is the musical director for the Celebrating David Bowie world tour as well as an inspirational musician and human being. We learn the story of how this celebratory tour came to be and Scrote shares stories about David Bowie and what he learned about this legendary icon along … Continue reading E20 David Bowie: An Interview with Musical Director Angelo “Scrote” Bundini →

E20 David Bowie: An Interview with Musical Director Angelo “Scrote” Bundini

2018-05-30--:--:--

E19 Strange Dad Memories, Weens Online Dating, Mouses Chili Peppers Story
We dabble a little with religion talk and then get into some kooky memories of our sweet dad. Sleep positions come up which logically leads right into misspellings and grammar. Weens divulges her latest love life status and tells some amazing online dating stories, the favorite being Gun Trunk. Mouse gets into her dating history … Continue reading E19 Strange Dad Memories, Weens Online Dating, Mouses Chili Peppers Story →

E19 Strange Dad Memories, Weens Online Dating, Mouses Chili Peppers Story

2018-05-21--:--:--

E18 Weens Talks Puck, Real World, Housewives
We catch up on our social lives and hear about Mouse’s Cinco de Oucho party. Weens reminisces about the Bay Area funk scene in the early 90’s and gets into some stories about her friend Puck before he was famous during and after his fame on The Real World San Francisco. She gives her thoughts … Continue reading E18 Weens Talks Puck, Real World, Housewives →

E18 Weens Talks Puck, Real World, Housewives

2018-05-14--:--:--

E17 Korean Day Spa
An uncomfortably close coffee shop hangout turns into a discussion about kids hobbies, a sisterly confrontation about why we didnt get along in middle school or high school, and brief thoughts on psychic connections. Then we delve into spa memories, which inspires us to go to a Korean Spa the following day. We report back … Continue reading E17 Korean Day Spa →

E17 Korean Day Spa

2018-05-07--:--:--

E16 Are Millennials Into Cougars or Just Open Minded?
This is a fun one, digging in to Weens dating life and pondering the May-December romance phenomenon she keeps seeing as we hear clips of Tyrese, a young PA who asked her out. In between, we share nude beach stories, discuss female anatomy, and lightly cover marriage and divorce. Then we hear some behind the … Continue reading E16 Are Millennials Into Cougars or Just Open Minded? →

E16 Are Millennials Into Cougars or Just Open Minded?

2018-04-28--:--:--

E15 Garry Shandling
We interview our mom about her personal Garry Shandling story after we watched the Judd Apatow documentary “The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling”. The story leads to our dads history as a football player who went from the University of Arizona to the New York Jets to the New England Patriots in the 1970’s. Our … Continue reading E15 Garry Shandling →

E15 Garry Shandling

2018-04-20--:--:--

E14 Deep Thoughts
Get to know our seriouser side, even though that’s not a word. Weens commutes home through LA while Mouse deals with mom guilt and effing up her kids. We wonder if our life paths were set as kids – baby Weens as a creative writer, and baby Mouse as a caretaker. We hit the hot, … Continue reading E14 Deep Thoughts →

E14 Deep Thoughts

2018-04-01--:--:--

E13 – Mouse Finds Her Anus!
Sometimes you just have to go there. We discuss poop and parenting wiping methods, and get into a bit of anatomy. We ask the hard-hitting questions. Do women have taints? Is there hair on a taint? What is your wiping technique? Do you have embarrassing stories with your in-laws? PLEASE WRITE IN mouseandweens@gmail.com Meet Mouse’s … Continue reading E13 – Mouse Finds Her Anus! →

E13 – Mouse Finds Her Anus!

2018-03-19--:--:--

E12 Fluffy Humps
Birthday parties, the work-life balance, and Weens having kids. Find out what boobs and Young Frankenstein have in common, and hear the sisters’ epic snowboarding and shark stories. Fear talk, self-analysis, and a nice list of self-help books balance out the online dating talk and hot toots! www.MouseAndWeens.com

E12 Fluffy Humps

2018-03-01--:--:--

E11 Parenting Fears, Weens Phone Sex, Car Accidents, and Wrap Parties
We discuss parenting fears with kids and sports, video games and the internet. Weens tells her babysitting, phone sex, and car accident stories. John Philip Sousa scoots by with his French horn on a skateboard. Why do girls need guys approval and the curse of being people pleasers. We segue into rollercoasters, pet guilt, hating … Continue reading E11 Parenting Fears, Weens Phone Sex, Car Accidents, and Wrap Parties →

E11 Parenting Fears, Weens Phone Sex, Car Accidents, and Wrap Parties

2018-02-25--:--:--

E10 Weens on the Move, Mouse in the House
Mouse talks sock poops, living in the bubble, and other podcasts. Weens dishes on past Trump run-in, news, and relationship ghosting versus closure. The sisters talk through their dad’s death, dreams, visitations, mediums, and near-death experiences, of course all peppered with some farts and an old lady yelling BM! Find us on social media to … Continue reading E10 Weens on the Move, Mouse in the House →

E10 Weens on the Move, Mouse in the House

2018-02-19--:--:--

Ep9 Weens Goes a Courting
Enjoy the new intro. We talk attack swans, skaters, feminism, long boobs, BMs, dogs, crotch sniffing, Chris Elliott Fred Armisen, mom and dad bods, Gordon Jump fingering Dudley, and married sex. Weens has a new boy courting her and we read his texts to interpret mixed signals and emojis. She has to decide if she’s … Continue reading Ep9 Weens Goes a Courting →

Ep9 Weens Goes a Courting

2018-02-01--:--:--

Ep8 – Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits, twink fingers
Weens is on the job and in a mood. We talk about modeling, stripping uncles in G-strings, get some closure on Weens’ dude, hear secret car habits, and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people. Learn about Mouse’s love life and wrap it all up with a twink finger bow. Find us on … Continue reading Ep8 – Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits, twink fingers →

Ep8 – Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits, twink fingers

2018-02-01--:--:--

Ep7 – Tonsil scrote, panic attacks, Adam Sandler, Weens dude update, Europe trip, Bag of Shame
Tonsil scrotes, panic attacks, LA life, Adam Sandler, Jesus, Weens’ dude update, Europe trip, Wisconsin love, David Bowie concert, Sting tour bus, Bag of Shame, Last Man on Earth, kids, gardens, nutrition, eating disorders, vegan vs meat, Germany, Weens on the road, travel issues. www.MouseAndWeens.com

Ep7 – Tonsil scrote, panic attacks, Adam Sandler, Weens dude update, Europe trip, Bag of Shame

2018-01-25--:--:--

Ep6 – Drunk mouse, celebrity meetings, pubic wigs, James Franco, Aziz Ansari, #MeToo, The Dong Reaper
Mouse gets saucy, Weens describes celebrity meetings on set, James Franco talk, merkin mouse, stripteasing gone wrong. The sisters recall New York trip to Conan OBrien show with George Wendt, Limp Bizkit, and Kid Rock. Add in Lucky Chang’s drag show and the Dong Reaper on the subway, and we’ve got a party! Please excuse … Continue reading Ep6 – Drunk mouse, celebrity meetings, pubic wigs, James Franco, Aziz Ansari, #MeToo, The Dong Reaper →

Ep6 – Drunk mouse, celebrity meetings, pubic wigs, James Franco, Aziz Ansari, #MeToo, The Dong Reaper

2018-01-2500:52:43

Ep5 – Celebrity stalking, defining Barker, foot pit hate, moose knuckles
Weens confesses to stealing Mouse’s stuff. We discuss odd celebrity crushes, stalking 90’s celebrities, life dreams, foot anti-fetishes, armpit disgust, pheromones, camel toes, moose knuckles, the real definition of a barker, David Bowie and his musicians, and more fun stuff! www.MouseAndWeens.com

Ep5 – Celebrity stalking, defining Barker, foot pit hate, moose knuckles

2018-01-23--:--:--

Ep4 – Stuck burps, hot tub poops, Weens’ flamenco lover, Don Johnson’s toilet, and all the Bob Barkers
We talk about the documentary Jim & Andy, hear Weens’ story of her flamenco suitor, and talk about Mouse’s poops, and lost hamsters. www.MouseAndWeens.com

Ep4 – Stuck burps, hot tub poops, Weens’ flamenco lover, Don Johnson’s toilet, and all the Bob Barkers

2018-01-1100:41:25

Ep3 – Family secrets, Weens’ guy and the brain-heart-dink connection, high school pranks
Christmas lights up too long? Questions about ancestry? High school life and close calls? We’ve got you covered! www.MouseAndWeens.com

Ep3 – Family secrets, Weens’ guy and the brain-heart-dink connection, high school pranks

2018-01-10--:--:--

Ep2 – Cropdusting, horoscopes, and grandparents’ boobs
It’s time for girls to take back their bowels loud and proud! Hear about Mouse’s embarrassing gas, Weens art of cropdusting, and judgy moms. We recall some passive-aggressive stories, sprinkle in some horoscope talk, then delve right into the deep, deep subject of grandparents, sexy movies, and boobs! www.MouseAndWeens.com

Ep2 – Cropdusting, horoscopes, and grandparents’ boobs

2018-01-04--:--:--

Ep1 – Meet Us, Celebrity School Loans, and Pubes (lo-fi)
Meet Mouse in suburbia and Weens in Hollywood. Hear stories about balls on ice, Don Johnson, The Cure, Laura Ingalls Wilder, John Denver, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. We interview our mom and hear how Weens got her name, plus hear about Mouse’s kids and the birds and the bees. You shouldn’t miss the … Continue reading Ep1 – Meet Us, Celebrity School Loans, and Pubes (lo-fi) →

Ep1 – Meet Us, Celebrity School Loans, and Pubes (lo-fi)

2017-12-25--:--:--

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Ep8 – Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits, twink fingers

Ep8 – Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits, twink fingers

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