DiscoverWolf 359Episode 1: Succulent Rat-Killing Tar
Episode 1: Succulent Rat-Killing Tar

Episode 1: Succulent Rat-Killing Tar

Update: 2014-08-1568
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Our premiere episode. Officer Doug Eiffel, communications officer on board the U.S.S. Hephaestus Station, is willing to go to any lengths to procrastinate his work. Tasked with a pointless hunt for alien intelligence, Eiffel would much rather spend his time complaining about the station’s malfunctioning autopilot system and making sure his stash of contraband cigarettes doesn’t fall into the wrong hands. But when his instruments start picking up a mysterious radio signal from an unidentified source, Eiffel begins to wonder if someone - or something – could be trying to communicate with the Hephaestus. Plus, explosions, dangerous experiments,  non-destructive hair driers, handy-dandy tips for surviving in outer space, and creative interpretations for the word coffee.

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Reshi Bunny

That scientist 😂😂👍✨ This has great vibes

Jul 18th
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Hooded Slender

'So that's happening' I love it

Nov 21st
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Episode 1: Succulent Rat-Killing Tar

Episode 1: Succulent Rat-Killing Tar