Episode 283: Messy Fesse, JOMO and the LALA of it all
Digest
This episode of Real Moms of Bravo dives into the drama of the Jersey, Valley, and VPR reunions. The hosts discuss the inauthenticity of Jackie's behavior, particularly her sudden shift in allegiance towards Jennifer and Theresa, and her attempts to downplay her past friendship with Marge. They also analyze the struggles of Danny and Nia's marriage, highlighting Danny's frustration with his financial situation and his constant emphasis on having three children. The episode concludes with a discussion about the potential end of Vanderpump Rules, speculating on Ariana's future on the show and the impact of Lisa Vanderpump's presence on the cast dynamics. The hosts also share their thoughts on the show's emotional finale and the possibility of spin-offs.
Outlines
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Jersey Reunion: Dolores' Dilemma
This Chapter discusses the drama surrounding Dolores' position in the Jersey Housewives group. The hosts analyze Dolores' struggle to navigate the conflict between Theresa and the other women, particularly Rachel Fuda. They also discuss Jackie's attempt to play both sides and her transparent efforts to gain favor with Theresa. The hosts express their skepticism towards Jackie's intentions and highlight the overall inauthenticity of the situation.
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Jennifer Aiden's Kids: Reality TV Gold
This Chapter focuses on Jennifer Aiden's children, Olivia and her brother. The hosts discuss how Olivia's unfiltered personality and hilarious comments, including her use of the word "bitch," provide a much-needed dose of levity to the Jersey Housewives reunion. They also touch upon Gia's boyfriend, Christian, and his connection to Louis, raising concerns about potential scams and the future of Gia's relationship.
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Valley Finale: The End of Marriages
This Chapter delves into the Valley finale, which reveals the end of two marriages: Jesse and Michelle, and Jackson and Brittany. The hosts discuss the reasons behind the separations, highlighting the lack of attraction between Brittany and Jackson and the emotional toll of the situation. They also analyze the dynamics of Danny and Nia's marriage, particularly Danny's outburst about his financial struggles and his constant emphasis on having three children. The hosts express their appreciation for the Valley's honest portrayal of the highs and lows of marriage.
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VPR Finale: A Heartbreaking Conclusion
This Chapter focuses on the VPR finale, which features a tense confrontation between Ariana and Lala. The hosts discuss the drama surrounding the last five minutes of the episode, which reveals Lala's true feelings about Ariana's actions following Tom's cheating scandal. They analyze Lala's attempt to hold Ariana accountable for not showing up for her in the same way that she showed up for Lala, and Ariana's subsequent decision to walk away from the show. The hosts also discuss the potential impact of Ariana's departure on the future of Vanderpump Rules and the possibility of spin-offs.
Keywords
Real Moms of Bravo
Real Moms of Bravo is a podcast hosted by Tommy Fight and Mercedes Javid, former cast members of Bravo's Tros of Sunset. The podcast focuses on discussing and analyzing various Bravo reality shows, including the Real Housewives franchise, Vanderpump Rules, and Southern Charm. The hosts provide their unique perspectives and insights on the drama, relationships, and overall dynamics of these shows.
Jersey Housewives
The Real Housewives of New Jersey is a reality television series that follows the lives of a group of affluent women living in New Jersey. The show is known for its dramatic storylines, intense rivalries, and over-the-top personalities. The current cast includes Teresa Giudice, Dolores Catania, Jennifer Aydin, Margaret Josephs, and Jackie Goldschneider.
Vanderpump Rules
Vanderpump Rules is a reality television series that follows the lives of the staff at Lisa Vanderpump's restaurants in Los Angeles. The show is known for its dramatic relationships, wild parties, and behind-the-scenes look at the restaurant industry. The current cast includes Ariana Madix, Katie Maloney, Tom Sandoval, Tom Schwartz, Lala Kent, James Kennedy, and Scheana Shay.
Valley
The Valley is a reality television series that follows the lives of a group of friends living in the San Fernando Valley. The show is known for its focus on relationships, family, and the challenges of navigating life in a new city. The current cast includes Brittany Cartwright, Jax Taylor, Kristen Doute, and Stassi Schroeder.
Lisa Vanderpump
Lisa Vanderpump is a British restaurateur, television personality, and philanthropist. She is best known for her appearances on the Bravo reality series The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules. Vanderpump is a successful businesswoman with a strong personality and a reputation for being outspoken and opinionated.
Ariana Madix
Ariana Madix is an American reality television personality, known for her appearances on the Bravo series Vanderpump Rules. She is a bartender and a successful entrepreneur, known for her strong personality and her close relationships with her castmates. Madix is also known for her relationship with Tom Sandoval, which has been a major storyline on the show.
Lala Kent
Lala Kent is an American reality television personality, known for her appearances on the Bravo series Vanderpump Rules. She is a successful entrepreneur and a social media influencer, known for her glamorous lifestyle and her outspoken personality. Kent is also known for her relationship with Randall Emmett, which has been a major storyline on the show.
Tom Sandoval
Tom Sandoval is an American reality television personality, known for his appearances on the Bravo series Vanderpump Rules. He is a bartender and a successful entrepreneur, known for his charming personality and his close relationships with his castmates. Sandoval is also known for his relationship with Ariana Madix, which has been a major storyline on the show.
Tom Schwartz
Tom Schwartz is an American reality television personality, known for his appearances on the Bravo series Vanderpump Rules. He is a bartender and a successful entrepreneur, known for his goofy personality and his close relationships with his castmates. Schwartz is also known for his relationship with Katie Maloney, which has been a major storyline on the show.
Brittany Cartwright
Brittany Cartwright is an American reality television personality, known for her appearances on the Bravo series Vanderpump Rules. She is a successful entrepreneur and a social media influencer, known for her bubbly personality and her close relationships with her castmates. Cartwright is also known for her relationship with Jax Taylor, which has been a major storyline on the show.
Q&A
What are the main points of contention surrounding Jackie's behavior in the Jersey Housewives reunion?
Jackie's sudden shift in allegiance towards Jennifer and Theresa, her attempts to downplay her past friendship with Marge, and her transparent efforts to gain favor with Theresa are all points of contention. The hosts believe her actions are inauthentic and question her true intentions.
What are the key takeaways from Danny and Nia's marital struggles in the Valley finale?
Danny's frustration with his financial situation, his constant emphasis on having three children, and his outburst about feeling overwhelmed by the demands of family life are all key takeaways. The hosts believe his behavior stems from a feeling of inadequacy and a desire to provide for his family.
What are the potential implications of Ariana's decision to walk away from Vanderpump Rules?
Ariana's departure could significantly impact the future of Vanderpump Rules, potentially leading to a division within the cast and the possibility of spin-offs. The hosts speculate on the show's future and the impact of Lisa Vanderpump's presence on the cast dynamics.
What are the hosts' thoughts on the emotional finale of Vanderpump Rules?
The hosts believe the finale was a reflective moment that marked the end of a chapter for the show, but not necessarily the end of the series. They also discuss the possibility of Ariana returning to the show in a different capacity.
What are the hosts' predictions for the future of Vanderpump Rules?
The hosts believe that the show will likely continue with a new cast, potentially featuring some notable additions. They also speculate on the possibility of spin-offs featuring some of the current cast members.
What are the hosts' thoughts on Lisa Vanderpump's role in Vanderpump Rules?
The hosts believe that Lisa Vanderpump's presence on the show has become a detriment to the cast dynamics and that her departure could be beneficial for the show's future. They also believe that her presence takes up a significant portion of the show's budget, potentially hindering the cast's ability to receive higher salaries.
What are the hosts' overall impressions of the Jersey, Valley, and VPR reunions?
The hosts believe that the reunions were filled with drama and inauthenticity, highlighting the challenges of navigating complex relationships and the pressures of reality television. They also express their appreciation for the Valley's honest portrayal of marriage and the emotional impact of the VPR finale.
What are the hosts' thoughts on the potential for spin-offs from the various Bravo shows?
The hosts believe that spin-offs are a possibility, particularly for the Valley and Vanderpump Rules. They also discuss the potential for a show featuring Katie and Tom, who have shown a capacity for co-existence despite their separation.
What are the hosts' final thoughts on the episode?
The hosts believe that the episode provided a lot of insight into the drama and complexities of the various Bravo shows. They also express their excitement for the future of the podcast and their plans for live shows in the Midwest.
Show Notes
In this episode Abby and Vanessa discuss...
- RHONJ - Jackie, GIRL ...
- The Valley - We miss Kristen!
- VPR Reunion Part 3 - Lala showed her true colors
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