We haven’t been looking forward to this, frankly. Not one another’s company – that’s an unending pleasure – but recording this podcast about noughties horror, which you’ll soon come to understand is shit. In fact, instead of listening to the episode, why not simply make a five-hour-long fart noise? As opposed to the ten-year-long fart noise that was 00s horror.

Yes, yes, Ken and Stu return with the penultimate instalment of their ill-advised foray into horror cinema with the years 2000-2009, a real sewer of a fucking decade. 9/11 happened, didn’t it? Awful. And these films, which were of course worse. Enjoy!