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Episode 53 – Dungeons And Dragons

Episode 53 – Dungeons And Dragons

Update: 2017-07-21
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Matt and Drew phone-a-friend to help them understand 2000’s DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! Muscle wizards! Our main villain is a wizard who works on Wall Street! Blumpy lobs! The best thing in this entire movie is a pit full of cake mix and marshmallow fluff!
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Episode 67 – Tale Of Tales
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Episode 67 – Tale Of Tales

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Episode 66 – Sinbad Of The Seven Seas
1989’s Sinbad Of The Seven Seas, directed by Enzo G. Castellari and written by Castellari and Tito Carpi, is another glorious Cannon production starring Lou Ferrigno in the titular role. Needless to say, this is the greatest movie of all time and Matt and Drew love it! Sinbad Of The Seven Seas claims to be … Continue reading Episode 66 – Sinbad Of The Seven Seas →

Episode 66 – Sinbad Of The Seven Seas

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Episode 65 – Excalibur
1981’s Excalibur, directed by John Boorman and written by Boorman & Rospo Pallenberg, is a ground-breaking film and is considered a classic of the fantasy genre. Do Matt and Drew agree? Probably not…they’re philistines! Excalibur is a lengthy retelling of a good chunk of Arthurian legend, based primarily on Thomas Malory’s Le Morte d’Arthur, and … Continue reading Episode 65 – Excalibur →

Episode 65 – Excalibur

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Episode 24 – Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
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Episode 24 – Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

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Episode 23 – Hundra
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Episode 23 – Hundra

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Episode 22 – The NeverEnding Story II
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Episode 22 – The NeverEnding Story II

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Episode 64 – The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen
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Episode 64 – The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen

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Episode 21 – Hercules
For International Podcast Day, Matt and Drew watch a movie whose goofiness is of mythic proportions, 1983’s HERCULES! Greek Jesus, X-Men villains, James Tiberius Kirkules and Circe The Sorceress sells seashells by the seashore. Plus, Drew feels the need to point out Matt’s spurring and sloonerisms more than once.

Episode 21 – Hercules

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Episode 63 – Reisen Til Julestjernen
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Episode 63 – Reisen Til Julestjernen

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Episode 31 – The Christmas Dragon
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Episode 31 – The Christmas Dragon

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Episode 62 – Mirror Mirror
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Episode 62 – Mirror Mirror

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Episode 30 – Journey To The Christmas Star
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Episode 30 – Journey To The Christmas Star

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Episode 61 – Wolfhound
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Episode 61 – Wolfhound

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Episode 29 – Hogfather
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Episode 29 – Hogfather

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Episode 60 – Warriors Of Virtue

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Episode 19 – Dark Kingdom: The Dragon King

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Episode 18 – Jack The Giant Slayer

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Episode 17 – The Black Cauldron

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Episode 16 – Dragonslayer
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Episode 58 – The Ator Series
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Episode 58 – The Ator Series

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Episode 57 – Masters Of The Universe
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Episode 57 – Masters Of The Universe

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Episode 56 – Age Of The Dragons
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Episode 56 – Age Of The Dragons

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We’re Doin’ The Patreon Thing!

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Episode 55 – Jason And The Argonauts
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Episode 55 – Jason And The Argonauts

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Episode 54 – Ruslan And Ludmila
In Soviet Russia, 1972’s RUSLAN AND LUDMILA watches Matt and Drew! The Spam Chronicles Part 2! Ladies gettin’ sucked out windows! The Beckies, the Christies and the Susans never speak! ALL OF THE BEHEADINGS!

Episode 54 – Ruslan And Ludmila

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Episode 53 – Dungeons And Dragons
Matt and Drew phone-a-friend to help them understand 2000’s DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! Muscle wizards! Our main villain is a wizard who works on Wall Street! Blumpy lobs! The best thing in this entire movie is a pit full of cake mix and marshmallow fluff!

Episode 53 – Dungeons And Dragons

2017-07-2101:03:03

Episode 52 – A Mythica Retrospective
Matt re-watches all of the MYTHICA films and takes a look back at the series as a whole.

Episode 52 – A Mythica Retrospective

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Episode 51 – Erik The Viking
Matt and Drew take a break from cleaning up storm debris to watch 1989’s ERIK THE VIKING! Swedish production companies allow Norwegian Vikings! Mickey Rooney’s a crazy pumpkin! Makin’ bank off of Ragnarok! THE AGE OF AXE!

Episode 51 – Erik The Viking

2017-07-0700:49:33

Episode 50 – Mythica: The Godslayer
Matt, Drew and Amanda celebrate Reel Fantasy’s 50th episode by closing out the Mythica series, with 2017’s MYTHICA: THE GODSLAYER! Caviar is underwhelming! Hard PG-13 Mythica! Marek’s mother is super-important now for some reason! Always drink goddesses slowly!

Episode 50 – Mythica: The Godslayer

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Episode 49 – Mythica: The Iron Crown
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Episode 49 – Mythica: The Iron Crown

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Episode 48 – Tangled
Matt and Drew brush up on the most expensive animated film of all time, 2010’s TANGLED! The original Cabbage Patch Kid! Enchanted turnips make perfectly suitable dummy babies! Hey, there Teenage Tower Girl! Drew’s not real big on this film!

Episode 48 – Tangled

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Episode 47 – Once Upon A Warrior
We’re back! Matt and Drew tackle their first Tollywood film, 2011’s ONCE UPON A WARRIOR! Love songs amid piles of dead bodies! Mary Poppins meets Mister Universe! Rick Steele’s on a mission, but does nothing…ever! Beach Blanket Hindu!

Episode 47 – Once Upon A Warrior

2017-06-0901:03:39

Special – The History Of Fantasy
Matt, Drew and Amanda discuss the history of fantasy as a literary and film genre. Don’t worry, we skip over and gloss over plenty of stuff!

Special – The History Of Fantasy

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Episode 46 – Clash Of The Titans
Matt and Drew take a run at some of Drew’s cherished childhood memories with 1981’s CLASH OF THE TITANS!  Drew loves this movie so much! PG-rated full-frontal nudity! Medusa’s head is a bag full of jelly donuts! Clash Of The Titans was released THE SAME DAY as Raiders Of The Lost Ark!

Episode 46 – Clash Of The Titans

2017-04-2101:10:29

Episode 45 – The NeverEnding Story 3
Matt and Drew tag-team an amazing shaken-soda-bottle analogy to describe the villains’ actions in 1994’s THE NEVERENDING STORY 3: ESCAPE FROM FANTASIA! Nobody’s the same, everybody’s different! The Dastardly Nastardlies! Slip’s just bad at making friends! Melonhead is stormin’ out!

Episode 45 – The NeverEnding Story 3

2017-04-1400:56:19

Episode 15 – Dragonheart
Matt and Drew are sworn to valor with 1996’s DRAGONHEART! Random spikes, dragon parole officers, fire snot and the Code! Plus, Drew snaps into a Slim Jim, oooooh yeah!

Episode 15 – Dragonheart

2016-07-2201:00:52

Episode 44 – Fire And Ice
Matt and Drew make their glorious return to Bakshi’s World Of Boobs with 1983’s FIRE AND ICE! There’s only thongs! I’m a guy, you’re a girl, I’ve got stuff, you’ve got stuff, let’s have stuff together! Ten-foot-tall-man-eating jungle chickens! I’m Caveman Batman!

Episode 44 – Fire And Ice

2017-04-0700:49:17

Episode 14 – Sinbad And The Eye Of The Tiger
Matt and Drew are survivors cast upon the rocky shores of 1977’s SINBAD AND THE EYE OF THE TIGER! Crisis On Infinite Supermen, more monkeys in more pictures, the doofusiest wisest man in the world and seagull-footed witches. Plus, Drew completely agrees with the assessment that Ray Harryhausen is a freakin’ genius!

Episode 14 – Sinbad And The Eye Of The Tiger

2016-07-1501:10:57

Episode 43 – Krull: The Board Game!
To celebrate the ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY of The Reel Fantasy Podcast, Matt and Drew play 1983’s KRULL: THE BOARD GAME!

Episode 43 – Krull: The Board Game!

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Episode 13 – Wizards
Matt and Drew tackle their first animated fantasy with 1977’s WIZARDS! Columbo the wizard, string-bikini-clad full-fledged fairies, song-and-dance rabbis and you know…for kids! Plus, Drew uses an excess of euphemisms for breasts.

Episode 13 – Wizards

2016-07-0100:56:56

Episode 12 – Legend
Matt and Drew find disconcertingly little to complain about with 1985’s LEGEND! Archetypal blank slates, familiar fairy faces, that’s neither here nor there and the best damned makeup ever put to film. Plus, Drew gets happy birthday wishes for the second day in a row.

Episode 12 – Legend

2016-06-2401:00:36

Episode 42 – Darby O’Gill And The Little People
Matt and Drew celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day in style, with 1959’s DARBY O’GILL AND THE LITTLE PEOPLE! We’re completely wrong, Sean Connery sings as Draco in DRAGONHEART! All laws should be written as pop songs! A lament for Pony! Davey O’Dill gets Darby O’Gill’s mail all the time!

Episode 42 – Darby O’Gill And The Little People

2017-03-1701:05:50

Episode 11 – Mythica: The Darkspore
Matt and Drew return to some old stomping grounds with 2015’s MYTHICA: THE DARKSPORE! Surprise elves, gojiberry pies, little marmots and even more Kevin Sorbo. Plus, Drew starts things off with a little leftover haggis.

Episode 11 – Mythica: The Darkspore

2016-06-1701:02:30

Episode 41 – The Sword And The Sorcerer
Matt and Drew make up for a missed episode last week or whenever, with 1982’s THE SWORD AND THE SORCERER! Bad touch ET powers! Roooooocket Swooooooooord! For Crackers! Honey, I invited Philip and Elizabeth over for dinner tonight, they’ve just had their tongues cut out, so it’s going to be a little awkward!

Episode 41 – The Sword And The Sorcerer

2017-03-1301:08:23

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Episode 53 – Dungeons And Dragons

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