Three little pigs, a little bit of wees, giant ice cubes and hot old ladies.

A sensible shoe, a flagina and a wenis, a missing underpant and a cold sausage in bed.

Chin hairs and fireworks, spewing and jandals, fascinators and broccoli heads.

0800 Salami, bring back the landline, brows, nipples and Pitbull

Mad John and the Boys, platypussys, curfews, the Govy G and a hot dog with a side of benedict.

Potato Pom-poms, long 'D', the gals commune and key beeps.

Food in a Minute, a boyfriend (but we're chill), green ribbons and a slippery cheese kransky

Captain Brodie, slide in with the Dijon and do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

A show for the mums, younger men, and the chokehold of reality TV

A book, Bouncy Pork, curated photo dumps and an expensive car ick

Gracie's survival pack, all hail the voice memo, the mother, the paper towel and the pistachio nut.

We're bringing Nickelback back (and your lower back tattoo is back too)

The chronicles of Caitlin, your mum, romantic cooking for one and bad BAD Brian.

Excuse me, do you have the time? A new book, a head in the hole and a Von Dutch trucker cap.

Deidre's glasses, the perils of an ice bath, cottage cheese and brown noise.

Brodie recommends: The Trial - Philip Polkinghorne

Charli XOXO, Relish, the dog ate my homework, and a serve for JK Rowling.

Olympic commentary, Liam Hot Man, the gag reflex and Africa.

FBoys, tiny shorts and good boyfriends with the QUEEN that is Abbie Chatfield

Birthday lessons, protecting your peace, fart walks, bangs and so many creams.