Did you give up on celebrating Valentine's Day? Also, the nightmare that is taking the kids to work! And, Triple M's listener Gizz marries his car!

The Wedding Of The Year! Giz Marries His Car! Triple M's Four Wheel Bride!

Marto the Crime Fighter....on his pushie!! Plus, we check in with Gizz who's marrying his car. And, Triple M's Sealed Section discovers MAFS finally got interesting!!

How did you embarrass your kids? Plus, Elon says something sensible for once! And, seeing your parents naked...yikes

Are wine snobs the worst?! Plus, what type of man are you? And, all the Superbowl action wrapped up!

When your inheritance doesn't go the way you expected! Plus, the Jordan Mailata fairy tale. And, when weddings go wrong!

When the Best Man plays hanky-panky with the Bride!! Plus, Australia gets its own Trump. And, how did you get sprung?

Are all cats Ar$eholes?! Plus, all eyes on Reece Walsh pre-season. Also, unique ways to dispose of your car!!

Marto left a tap on....at Moreton! Plus, we meet the biggest MAFs tosser yet. And, have you had an engagement party that was really a wedding?

We check in with Gizz, who's marrying his car! Plus, are there too many sharks in SE Qld? And, workplace bathroom bandits!

'Tis the season for divorces, according to Marto! Plus, are Margaux's home-made remedies a crock?! And, we go live to a Nth Qld pub, happy to report the beer hasn't run out!

Has Triple M's 4-Wheeled Bride caused its first divorce?! Plus, the best car to get lucky in. And, is the Smoke Bomb an ok exit from a gathering?

Where did you get kicked out of? Plus, strange places to 'toilet'. And, the first listener to volunteer marrying his car!!

Triple M's 4-Wheeled Bride!! People lining up to marry their car! Plus, when tech dobs on you. And, the best Aussie slang!!

We're going to marry someone to their car!! Why not! Plus, MAFS serves up another year of fruitcakes!!

Where or when did your Mum bust you?! Plus, is The Gabba back on the favourite list for the new stadium? And, Seib's house shot by his neighbour!

Possibly our favourite eyewitness ever! Plus, Marto wants to ban dogs from Bunnings: do you agree? And, Marty Sheargold plays 'Suburb-a-Saurus' :)

What's the best part of being a bogan?! Plus, the lengths (and $$$) you go to for your kids. And, Marto drops the c-bomb!!

Kyrgios gets involved in the Djokovic v Tony Jones debacle! Plus, Uncle Clive back on your screens

The Birkdale Showdown! Plus, did the AFL bring Oasis back together? And, is it naff to celebrate your birthday?