Fake Gurus Exposed! My Cousin & I Spill the Tea on Spiritual BS 🔮😂 Celestevolve Podcast
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✨ "We spent $$$ on crystals, got scammed by ‘enlightened’ gurus, and had the weirdest spiritual breakdowns… all in the name of ~awakening~. Was it worth it? Let’s unpack the mess. 😂"Join me and my hilarious (and brutally honest) cousin Rico Busco as we:✔ Roast our cringiest spiritual phases (RIP to our bank accounts 💸)✔ Expose fake guru tactics (Why do they always see "dark energy" in you? 🤨)✔ Share the real lessons from our breakdowns (Hint: Panic attacks = growth?)✔ Laugh at how we went from ‘love & light’ to ‘WTF was I thinking?!’🚨 WARNING: If you’ve ever…Bought a "magic" crystal that turned out to be glassFell for a guru who "sensed your past-life trauma" (for a fee)Or just cried in a sound bath wondering why you’re not "ascended" yet…THIS VIDEO IS YOUR THERAPY SESSION.⏱️ Timestamped Chapters (Paste in Description):00:00 - Intro: "Aliens? Goddess Energy? We Went THERE"01:21 - Rico’s Story: "How Panic Attacks Forced Me to Choose Myself"05:57 - "Princess vs. Queen Energy" (Breakdown of Toxic Conditioning)07:24 - Fake Guru Red Flags: "They Said I Had ‘Cursed Energy’"11:09 - "The Universe Doesn’t Whisper… It YEETS You"14:05 - "Why ‘Spiritual’ People Judge Others" (Jesus & Hypocrisy)16:10 - "How to Spot Fake Gurus" (Timeless Truths vs. Trends)20:20 - "My $500 Buddha Statue SCAM" (Cringe Storytime)22:18 - Final Warning: "Never Let Them Fear-Monger You"25:11 - Outro + Bloopers👇 Comment below: "I fell for a fake guru when…" – let’s trauma-bond! 😂🔔 Subscribe for more unfiltered convos on spirituality, self-growth, and surviving the cosmic cringe phase.#FakeGurus #SpiritualAwakening #CousinTherapy #SpiritualCringe #WokeAndBroke #taniastanly #celestevolvepodcast
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