What happens when you combine five beers, zero budget, and two podcast hosts who legally shouldn’t be left unsupervised? You get Fast Five #29 — a wild ride of beer-inspired movie pitches you’ll either love… or deeply regret voting for.

This week’s cinematic disasters include:

•Giggle Water — A mockumentary where CEOs accidentally save the world after drinking LSD-laced water during a charity 5K.

•Vortex Hands — The worst superhero name ever. The best punching power known to man.

•SCIENCE! — Aliens gave humans the gift of science… and they’re really starting to regret it.

•Glitter and Doom — A 10-year-old dance troupe accidentally summons a demon — and has to dance-battle it back to hell.

Plus: We’re sipping Lightning Drops from Resident Culture Brewing (Charlotte, NC) — an absolute hazy IPA banger.

⚠️ VOTE FAST — We’re recording the next episode one day after this drops — so get to Instagram and vote in the poll before it’s too late.

Poll Choices:

• Giggle Water

• Vortex Hands

• SCIENCE!

• Glitter and Doom

Want Hound on the Loose to survive from the vault? DM us your pick — it counts.

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00:00 - Intro

02:10 - Recap: Couch Time

12:10 - BOTW: Lightning Drops from Resident Culture

16:27 - Beer #1 - Giggle Water

26:25 - Beer #2 - Vortex Hands

33:27 - Beer #3 - SCIENCE!

41:01 - Beer #4 - Glitter and Doom

47:50 - Beer #5 - Hound on the Loose