In Fast Five #33, we’re unleashing five new beer-fueled movie pitches — and only four survive to make it to the poll. That’s right: one idea gets banished to the Beer Me Vault, never to be featured (unless we change our minds later). But the top vote-getter? That one becomes next week’s full-blown feature film.

Last week we melted hearts (and possibly a few faces) with Let It Morph — our 32nd Feature Film, a nostalgic shape-shifting alien buddy story. But now? It’s time to vote on the next cinematic fever dream.

This Week’s Beers – What Will They Become?

-Zombie Wars (Submitted by Lance) — Will office drones discover their inner warrior when real zombies invade their workplace… or are we already the undead?

-Another One (Submitted by Brian) — Is this a doom-scroll thriller about algorithmic mind control… or a secret origin story for George Washington’s cloned siblings?

-Boots and Buckles (Submitted by Lee) — Could it be a pirate buddy comedy? A simian-led revolution at sea? Or the origin story of America’s first rum-based monarchy?

-Shadow Clock (Submitted by Rich W) — Can your death day be hacked? What if one man’s countdown to the end… suddenly changes?

(Note: One beer was banished to the Vault. Sorry, Tooth Fairy cult thriller fans — your time may still come.)

VOTE NOW:

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Vote for your favorite pitch — the winner becomes next week’s feature film!

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:59 - Recap: Let it Morph

00:10:18 - Request For Feedback

00:12:18 - BOTW: The Hustle Is Dank

00:19:41 - Ad Break?

00:20:35 - Beer 1: Zombie Wars

00:29:14 - Beer 2: Another One

00:42:27 - Beer 3: Dent

00:49:35 - Beer 4: Boots and Buckles

00:56:32 - Beer 5: Shadowclock

01:02:08 - Go Vote Now