Opening Chat: The guys discuss their low-key Halloween plans, swap thoughts on the Halloween movies, and debate the most embarrassing cars a person could own — or destroy on purpose.

Live & Local: Three people are arrested in a massive drug bust in New London. Lou tells the eerie story of America’s most haunted lighthouse — also in New London — and the crew decides Ethan deserves a full Viking funeral when his time comes.

Halloween Feature: The boys share a chilling Halloween poem called “Go Away.”

Missed Headlines Round 1: A Utah man drops a giant pumpkin on his Geo Metro. The guys ask: if you could erase one song from existence, what would it be? Lou doesn’t hesitate — it’s “Love Shack” by a mile. Also, a new six-pound phone case might be the ultimate cure for screen addiction.

Halloween Storytime: The guys present “The Creepy Tale,” followed by Lou’s retelling of Connecticut’s haunted legends — The Road to Nowhere, The Jewett City Vampires, and The Black Dog of the Hanging Hills.

Missed Headlines Round 2: Dictionary.com’s word of the year confuses everyone — “6-7?” A drunk man falls out a bar window, lands in a butcher’s yard, and starts eating sausages. Waymo, the self-driving car company, is accused of killing a cat.

Haunted History: Lou dives into the terrifying true story of Connecticut’s “Murder Factory.”

Matt Carey calls in with his new rules for coffee.

Missed Headlines Round 3: A news anchor wins the lottery live on air. Ohio State’s mascot breaks a world record for his birthday. Police issue warnings about cannabis candy on Halloween night.

Special Guest: Jen “The Zookeeper” joins the show live in-studio with some surprise furry friends.

Plus: Classic micro-bits from the archives, including “The Jewish Felon,” “Ashley Madison,” “Prison Questions,” and “Dumps Like a Truck.”