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Goalkeepers' headers & elasticos on the deck of the Titanic: The listeners' loves & hates*

Goalkeepers' headers & elasticos on the deck of the Titanic: The listeners' loves & hates*

Update: 2025-07-28
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Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate their niche footballing fascinations and irritations.


Among the selections are the body language of players who should have had the ball squared to them but their team scored anyway, high-risk extra-curricular goalkeeping activity, unrealistic football skills in films and the lack of chips on sale at top-level football stadia.


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Goalkeepers' headers & elasticos on the deck of the Titanic: The listeners' loves & hates*

Goalkeepers' headers & elasticos on the deck of the Titanic: The listeners' loves & hates*

Adam Hurrey & Goalhanger