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Guess the Lines (Year 18!) and Favorite NFL Futures With Cousin Sal

Guess the Lines (Year 18!) and Favorite NFL Futures With Cousin Sal

Update: 2024-09-023
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This podcast episode features Bill and Sal, two hosts who engage in a lively discussion about the upcoming NFL season. They kick off the episode with an NFL futures draft, where they each select their favorite bets for the season. The draft covers a wide range of topics, including division winners, individual awards, and team records. They analyze various teams and players, considering factors like team performance, player talent, coaching changes, and schedule strength. The hosts also discuss their predictions for Week 1 and Week 2 games, providing insights into key matchups, player performances, and betting advice. They share their thoughts on overreaction games, where a single performance can lead to exaggerated reactions from fans and analysts. In the "Parent Corner" segment, Bill and Sal share stories about their children, including one about his son's obsession with the Grimace character and another about his daughter's college boyfriend who has become a fixture in the family. The episode concludes with a new segment called "Cousin's Conundrum," where the hosts pose a hypothetical scenario about which Boston sports teams would be forced to relocate.

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NFL Futures Draft and Predictions

Bill and Sal discuss their NFL futures draft picks, covering a wide range of topics, including division winners, individual awards, and team records. They also share their predictions for Week 1 and Week 2 games, providing insights into key matchups, player performances, and betting advice.

01:17:24
Parent Corner and Cousin's Conundrum

Bill and Sal share stories about their children in the "Parent Corner" segment, followed by a new segment called "Cousin's Conundrum," where they pose a hypothetical scenario about which Boston sports teams would be forced to relocate.

Keywords

NFL Futures


Bets placed on the outcome of future events in the NFL season, such as division winners, Super Bowl champions, and individual awards.

Futures Draft


A format where individuals select their favorite bets for the upcoming NFL season, often with a hypothetical amount of money wagered.

Overreaction Game


A game where the outcome is likely to lead to significant overreactions from fans and analysts, often based on a single performance.

Rookie Quarterbacks


Quarterbacks in their first year in the NFL, often facing challenges adjusting to the professional level and proving their abilities.

Grimace


A purple, fuzzy mascot for McDonald's, known for its large size and friendly demeanor.

College Boyfriend


A romantic partner who is a student at the same college as the individual, often facing challenges due to the demands of academic life and the potential for a long-distance relationship.

Cousin's Conundrum


A new segment on the podcast where the hosts pose hypothetical scenarios and ask listeners to weigh in on their opinions.

Q&A

  • What are some of the key factors that Bill and Sal consider when making their NFL futures bets?

    Bill and Sal consider a variety of factors, including team performance, player talent, coaching changes, and schedule strength. They also pay attention to the odds and try to find value bets where they believe the odds are favorable.

  • What are some of the most common overreaction games in week one of the NFL season?

    Games involving rookie quarterbacks, teams with significant roster changes, and teams with a history of overperforming or underperforming in week one are often considered overreaction games.

  • What are some of the key storylines to watch for in week one of the NFL season?

    Key storylines include the return of Deshaun Watson, the debut of C.J. Stroud, the impact of coaching changes, and the potential for upsets.

  • How do Bill and Sal approach the \"Guest the Lines\" segment of the podcast?

    Bill and Sal use a combination of their own knowledge and analysis, as well as information from other sources, to make their predictions. They also consider the historical trends of the teams involved and the potential for overreactions.

  • What are some of the key factors to consider when making NFL picks for Week 2?

    Factors to consider include team matchups, player injuries, recent performance, and betting lines.

  • What is the \"Cousin's Conundrum\" segment about?

    The \"Cousin's Conundrum\" segment presents hypothetical scenarios and asks listeners to share their opinions and perspectives.

  • What is the significance of the Grimace costume in the Parent Corner segment?

    The Grimace costume represents the host's son's quirky personality and his love for the character, leading to an unexpected encounter with fans at a baseball game.

  • How does the college boyfriend story relate to the concept of young love?

    The college boyfriend story highlights the challenges and complexities of young love, particularly when a boyfriend becomes integrated into a family's life and traditions.

Show Notes

The Ringer's Bill Simmons is joined by Cousin Sal to run through their favorite futures bets for the 2024-25 NFL season (2:39 ) before guessing the lines for NFL Week 1 (49:52 ). Then they close the show with Parent Corner (1:22:09 ).


Host: Bill Simmons

Guest: Cousin Sal

Producer: Kyle Crichton



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