This week’s episode is a gift. Literally. Like, Happy Mother’s Day. You didn’t buy her flowers (again), so give her the only thing that lasts longer than a dead tulip and costs less than a greeting card: this podcast. It’s free. It’s entertaining. It’s packed with unsolicited AI rants and raccoons with crack pipes. What else does she want?We kick things off by unveiling the ultimate gift for mom—a custom Cameo from yours truly for just $2. That’s right, two bucks. You can’t even steal gum for that anymore. But you can get a heartfelt, helium-voiced message from a man whose voice has never recovered from a childhood balloon incident.Then, we dive deep into the unholy evolution of AI—from adorable babyfied versions of podcast hosts like Theo Von and Bobby Lee, to the sexy, sentient voices of GPT that may or may not steal your man. I test ChatGPT’s limits live on-air (spoiler: she tries to convince us we’re in the Matrix and honestly? I buy it).Next up, we talk about chipping our kids. Yep. That’s where we’re at. Neuralink drops in like the world’s most controversial app update, and we ask the real questions: Are we gonna chip our children for academic success, or nah?Then, Pennsylvania almost legalized recreational marijuana—but don’t spark up just yet. The House passed the bill, but it’s heading to the Senate where dreams go to die. Still, the thought of smoother roads and a billion dollars in tax revenue almost makes you wanna run for office. Or at least move to Maryland.Speaking of dreams dying—nothing says “routine traffic stop” like a meth-smoking raccoon named Chewy sitting shotgun while his crackhead owner gets cuffed in Springfield, Ohio. This is not satire. This is real life. Chewy. The. Raccoon. Has. A. Meth. Pipe. And a backup one. We cover the whole police report like it’s TMZ for rodents.Then it’s time for some nostalgic goodness. Remember those shady late-night ringtone commercials from 2004? The ones that charged you $9.99 to hear Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy on your flip phone? We relive the glory days of prepaid Virgin Mobile plans, 15-second Lil Wayne ringtones, and the elite cultural significance of ringback tones.But it’s not all nostalgia and narcotics—we’re here to save your relationship too. That’s right. Ladies, if you want to turn your man back into the guy you fell in love with (or at least get him to stop drinking cases of beer alone), you already know the answer. PSA: Put your hand down his pants. Need help? Our friends at BlueChew got you. Promo link in the episode. Save your marriage for $5 shipping.And finally, we close on a plea: David Dobrik, bring back Liza. I don’t care what your sexuality is, just repost the OG vlogs with Helga, accents, and USPS boxes. Give the people what we want. Give us chaos. Give us love. Give us 4 minutes and 22 seconds of unhinged, golden, creator-content bliss.It’s my birthday, it’s Mother’s Day, and it’s Chewy the raccoon’s meth bender anniversary. What are we doing?*************************************************************✅BLUECHEW - FIRST ORDER FREE Only $5 Shippinghttps://wawdpod.com/blue*************************************************************✅DUDEROBE - PROMO CODE: WAWD 20% OFFhttps://duderobe.com - promo code: WAWD*************************************************************