He's Got That Good Good Wood
Digest
The episode begins with a message to Janelle, expressing how much she is missed and the desire to find her. The hosts then discuss their upcoming live shows in Orlando and Dania Beach, sharing their excitement and brainstorming ideas for the event. They delve into the news story about astronauts stranded in space due to issues with the Boeing spacecraft, expressing their concerns and skepticism about Boeing's claims of safety. The hosts then discuss a recent discovery suggesting the altar stone of Stonehenge may have originated in Scotland, sparking a conversation about ancient technology and the possibility of advanced civilizations. One of the hosts recounts his experience with a difficult blood draw, highlighting his challenging veins and the nurse's struggle to find a suitable vein. The hosts then discuss a doctor's visit where the host's morning wood is brought up as a potential indicator of testosterone levels, leading to a humorous conversation about the topic. They discuss a lawsuit against Disney where a man claims Disney+ auto-renewed his deceased wife's subscription, leading to a broader conversation about frivolous lawsuits and the need for tort reform. The hosts then discuss the death of Matthew Perry, highlighting the role of ketamine intoxication and the dangers of recreational drug use, particularly with substances like ketamine. They reflect on the prevalence of drug use among celebrities and the dangers of enabling such behavior, emphasizing the importance of setting boundaries and not contributing to self-destructive actions.
Outlines
Missing Janelle and Live Show Announcement
The episode begins with a message to Janelle, expressing how much she is missed and the desire to find her. The hosts then discuss their upcoming live shows in Orlando and Dania Beach, sharing their excitement and brainstorming ideas for the event.
Astronauts Stuck in Space and Stonehenge Mystery
The hosts delve into the news story about astronauts stranded in space due to issues with the Boeing spacecraft, expressing their concerns and skepticism about Boeing's claims of safety. The hosts then discuss a recent discovery suggesting the altar stone of Stonehenge may have originated in Scotland, sparking a conversation about ancient technology and the possibility of advanced civilizations.
Physical and Blood Drawing Ordeal and Morning Wood and Low T
One of the hosts recounts his experience with a difficult blood draw, highlighting his challenging veins and the nurse's struggle to find a suitable vein. The hosts then discuss a doctor's visit where the host's morning wood is brought up as a potential indicator of testosterone levels, leading to a humorous conversation about the topic.
Disney Lawsuit and Tort Reform and Matthew Perry's Death and Ketamine
The hosts discuss a lawsuit against Disney where a man claims Disney+ auto-renewed his deceased wife's subscription, leading to a broader conversation about frivolous lawsuits and the need for tort reform. The hosts then discuss the death of Matthew Perry, highlighting the role of ketamine intoxication and the dangers of recreational drug use, particularly with substances like ketamine.
Celebrity Drug Use and Enabling
The hosts reflect on the prevalence of drug use among celebrities and the dangers of enabling such behavior, emphasizing the importance of setting boundaries and not contributing to self-destructive actions.
Keywords
Ketamine
Ketamine is a dissociative anesthetic drug that can be used for medical purposes, but also has recreational uses. It can cause hallucinations, amnesia, and other side effects.
Tort Reform
Tort reform refers to changes in the law that aim to limit the amount of money that can be awarded in lawsuits. Proponents argue it reduces frivolous lawsuits and lowers insurance costs.
Stonehenge
Stonehenge is a prehistoric monument in England, consisting of large standing stones. Its purpose and construction remain a mystery, with various theories proposed.
Morning Wood
Morning wood refers to an erection that occurs upon waking up. It is a common physiological phenomenon, often attributed to hormonal changes during sleep.
Testosterone
Testosterone is a male sex hormone that plays a role in muscle growth, bone density, and sexual development. Low testosterone levels can lead to various symptoms, including decreased libido and erectile dysfunction.
Dissociative Anesthetic
Dissociative anesthetics are drugs that produce a state of detachment from reality, often accompanied by hallucinations and amnesia. Ketamine is a common example.
Boeing Spacecraft
A spacecraft designed for spaceflight, specifically referring to the Boeing CST-100 Starliner, which experienced issues during a mission, leading to concerns about its safety.
Q&A
What are the hosts' concerns about the Boeing spacecraft that stranded the astronauts in space?
The hosts are skeptical of Boeing's claims that the spacecraft is safe, given its history of problems and delays. They worry about the potential for leaks and other issues that could endanger the astronauts.
What is the latest discovery about Stonehenge, and what does it suggest about ancient civilizations?
Researchers believe the altar stone of Stonehenge may have been transported from Scotland, suggesting a high level of societal organization and possibly advanced technology in the Neolithic period.
What is the host's experience with blood draws, and what does it reveal about his health?
The host has difficulty finding suitable veins for blood draws, which could be a sign of underlying health issues. He also humorously compares his blood flow to a \"gusher\" after a successful draw.
What is the connection between morning wood and testosterone levels, and how does the host react to the doctor's inquiry?
The doctor suggests that strong morning wood could be an indicator of healthy testosterone levels. The host finds the conversation humorous and questions the doctor's choice of terminology.
What is the lawsuit against Disney about, and what does it say about the current legal system?
A man is suing Disney for millions of dollars, claiming they auto-renewed his deceased wife's Disney+ subscription. The hosts discuss the prevalence of frivolous lawsuits and the need for tort reform to address this issue.
Show Notes
Episode #586: Bryan tackles the news today at TCB (and also his trip to the doctor for a physical), and yes…questions remain!
- We are excited about our live shows!
- Bryan and Juan are no more
- The News!
- The astronauts that are stuck in space
- Bryan’s Cosby newscaster voice
- Questions do remain!
- No leaking allowed
- Bryan does space
- Stonehenge?!
- Bryan got a physical
- Needles in the neck
- If you’re queasy about getting blood drawn…don’t listen to this
- Bryan is a phlebotomist
- YBRYAN 3000
- He got that good good wood
- Disney being bad
- Matthew Perry
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