Toxic Toad Licking, Smart Bed Snafu, and A Slow Check-Out Stabbing

Scent-Based Alarm Clocks, Thermos Up The Rectum, and A Crock-Pot Cauldron

Career Catfishing, His & Hers DUI, and Taylor Swift's "Wood"

Death-Themed Coffee, Mushroom Mocktails, and Diarrhea In The Face

Billboard Bachelorette, Eating Peacocks For Spite, and A $10M "Seed Round" For Sperm Races

In-n-Out Burger's "Home Run", Meltdown In The Delta Lounge, and An NFL "Poo-Nami"

IgNoble Awards, Bus Driver "Cooks" Students, and A FL Bear's Tale

Emotional Support Gator At Walmart, Rebelious Austrian Nuns, and Hotpot Pee

Dorm Room Bear Skinning, Birthday Cake Bottle Rockets, and Brake-Checking An Ambulance

Blue and Red Squirrels, DUI In A Pink Barbie Jeep, & CPR On A Coon

Nestlé' CEO's "Swiss Miss", Stupid Work Mistakes, and "Phillies Karen"

A Crime-Fighting Nun, Cracker Barrel Blow-up, and Catfighting At Walmart

Naked Yoga, The Dude Wipe "Tush Push", and A Fouled-Up Foot Fetish

Judge Flubs Verdict; Nude Airline Gate Show; Little Leage Betting

Super-Glued Teeth; Catfishing Fishermen; and Hamstering On A Sunroof

Radioactive Shrimp; Biohazard Diarrhea; and Pregnant Robots!

Life-saving Pilot Gets The Bird; Toothpaste From Hair; and A Stinky Butt Boyfriend

Ketchup Smoothies, Stolen Labubu Doll Spree; and Fridge-Humping

Adult Binkies; A Mayo Marraige; & A Beer Run To The Hospital

Smokey Bear Bust; Ozempic Face; Chuck-E-Cheese Birthday Brawl