How NOT To Ruin Valentine's Day
Digest
The podcast begins with hosts discussing President's Day and federal holidays, then transitions into Valentine's Day traditions, including humorous anecdotes about Costco flowers and disastrous dinner experiences. They share a sponsored message from Shopify, encouraging listeners to pursue their business dreams. The conversation shifts to sports, covering NBA All-Star Weekend, the Winter Olympics, and the debate around NHL player participation. They delve into TV show discussions, analyzing "The Pit" and recommending "The Knick." Sponsored segments also highlight Hymns for ED treatment, I-M-8 for energy, Ollie for dog food, and Branch Basics for cleaning products. The show features a "Moron Mail" segment where they analyze listener questions and share personal "What Are You Nuts?" moments, concluding with a call for five-star reviews.
Outlines
Holiday Reflections and Valentine's Day Anecdotes
The hosts discuss President's Day and federal holidays, then share personal stories about Valentine's Day, including buying flowers from Costco, the "don't get me anything" rule, and a memorable dinner disaster that ended with ice cream.
Entrepreneurship with Shopify and Relationship Dynamics
A sponsored message from Shopify encourages listeners to pursue their business ideas. The hosts also discuss the importance of shared understanding and a relaxed approach in relationships, using analogies to illustrate their point.
Sports Talk: NBA, Olympics, and Athlete Admiration
The hosts discuss NBA All-Star Weekend, including a party experience and admiration for D1 college athletes. They also touch upon the Winter Olympics, favorite sports, and the participation of Jewish athletes in both the Olympics and the NBA.
Sports Debates and Movie Reviews
The podcast covers the NBA Slam Dunk Contest, debates NHL player participation in the Olympics, and reviews the movie "The Smashing Machine," praising Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's performance.
Sponsored Segments: Health and Pet Care
This section features sponsored messages for Hymns (ED treatment), I-M-8 (daily essentials for energy and focus), and Ollie (premium dog food).
Medical Experiences and "The Pit" Discussions
Josh shares a positive hospital experience for his son's croup. The hosts then delve into a graphic episode of "The Pit," discussing an impacted bowel and a character's alcoholism, as well as their least favorite characters and a viral TikTok trend.
TV Recommendations and Home Essentials
The hosts recommend the medical drama "The Knick" and feature a sponsored message for Branch Basics, a non-toxic cleaning product brand.
"Moron Mail" and Listener Interactions
The hosts introduce their "Moron Mail" segment, analyzing listener submissions on topics ranging from Gen Z slang and dating app struggles to unusual interview requests and bar mitzvah locations.
"What Are You Nuts?" and Listener Appreciation
The hosts share personal "What Are You Nuts?" moments involving GoPuff delivery and an Equinox trainer. They conclude by urging listeners to leave five-star reviews and read a positive listener review.
Keywords
Valentine's Day
A holiday celebrated on February 14th, associated with romantic love, gifts, and special meals. It's known for its commercial aspect, with flowers, chocolates, and cards being popular.
Costco
A membership-only warehouse club known for selling a wide variety of products in bulk at discounted prices. It's popular for groceries, electronics, home goods, and seasonal items like floral arrangements.
Shopify
An e-commerce platform that allows individuals and businesses to create online stores. It provides tools for website design, marketing, sales, and shipping, making it accessible for entrepreneurs.
NBA All-Star Weekend
An annual event celebrating the National Basketball Association's star players, featuring a weekend of festivities including the All-Star Game, Slam Dunk Contest, and Three-Point Contest.
Winter Olympics
An international multi-sport event held every four years for sports practiced on snow and ice. It showcases athletes from around the world competing in disciplines like skiing, snowboarding, and figure skating.
The Pit (TV Series)
A medical drama television series that follows the lives of medical professionals in a busy urban hospital. It's known for its realistic portrayal of medical emergencies and the personal struggles of its characters.
Alcoholism
A chronic disease characterized by compulsive alcohol use, loss of control over alcohol intake, and a negative emotional state when not using. It significantly impacts an individual's physical and mental health, as well as their relationships.
Gen Z Slang
The unique vocabulary and expressions used by Generation Z, often characterized by internet culture, social media trends, and a blend of existing and new terms. Examples include "bruh," "dead ass," and "slay."
Dating Apps
Mobile applications designed to help users find romantic partners. They typically involve creating profiles, swiping through potential matches, and communicating through in-app messaging.
GoPuff
GoPuff is a delivery service that offers a wide range of products, including snacks, drinks, and essentials, delivered in under 20 minutes. They often include free samples with orders, which can be a way for companies to test new products.
Q&A
What is the hosts' take on Valentine's Day traditions?
The hosts believe Valentine's Day is often for suckers if celebrated on the actual day due to crowds and overpriced menus. They suggest celebrating before or after and emphasize that "don't get me anything" doesn't always mean no flowers.
How did Josh handle Valentine's Day dinner when his restaurant plans failed?
After a frustrating experience at a restaurant with long waits and poor service, Josh and his wife left and ended up getting ice cream, which they found to be a perfect and enjoyable alternative.
What is the main message from the Shopify sponsorship?
Shopify is presented as a tool to help aspiring entrepreneurs easily set up online stores. The message encourages listeners to take action on their business ideas rather than just planning, emphasizing Shopify's user-friendly platform.
What are the hosts' thoughts on NHL players participating in the Olympics?
The hosts believe NHL players should not compete in the Olympics during the ongoing NHL season. They view it as a "side quest" that poses an unnecessary risk of injury, for which the NHL teams invest heavily in their players' health.
What was the most disturbing scene discussed from "The Pit"?
The hosts described a graphic scene involving an impacted bowel in an elderly patient, where medical professionals had to manually remove fecal matter. This was followed by the patient experiencing explosive diarrhea.
What is the hosts' opinion on Dr. Santos from "The Pit"?
Ben strongly dislikes Dr. Santos, finding her curmudgeonly, grumpy, and annoying. He contrasts her with Dr. Whitaker, whom he sees as a breath of fresh air, and doubts anyone could genuinely like Dr. Santos at this point.
What is the "Baby Jane Doe" TikTok trend related to "The Pit"?
The trend stems from an episode where a baby is left at the hospital. A nurse's line, "Baby Jane Doe," has become a popular soundbite on TikTok, with users imitating the nurse's voice and the phrase.
What are the hosts' least favorite Gen Z slang terms?
Josh dislikes "dead ass," finding it annoying. Ben expresses a strong dislike for "bruh," feeling it's overused and interchangeable for various situations, even being used by his son, Max.
What are the hosts' views on dating apps based on listener feedback?
The hosts agree with a listener's frustration about dating apps, acknowledging that men can "stink" on these platforms. They suggest men may lack genuine intentions, respond inconsistently, and unmatch users without clear reasons.
Would the hosts consider interviewing Joe Exotic?
While acknowledging the potential for a viral interview, the hosts express reservations. They anticipate a "load of propaganda" and would require a warning label. Ben is hesitant to make the call himself, suggesting it's a job for someone else.
What are the proposed methods for interviewing an incarcerated guest?
The hosts suggest using collect calls or setting up the interview directly from the correctional facility. They humorously envision recording multiple episodes in a single session.
What was Josh's "What Are You Nuts?" moment related to GoPuff?
Josh's moment involved receiving a "Skittles Fuego" sample from GoPuff, which he found extremely unpleasant, describing it as tasting like Sriracha and being "vile."
What was Jack's "What Are You Nuts?" moment at Equinox?
Jack's trainer offered him a workout, initially stating it was for "athletes," but then clarified it was for "athletes in the physically disabled," which Jack found to be an awkward and unnecessary distinction.
Why do the hosts emphasize the importance of five-star reviews?
The hosts want to maintain a positive image for the podcast and prefer to end episodes on a positive note. They will read a five-star review aloud twice a week.
Show Notes
Mazel morons! We’re clocking in on Presidents Day because federal holidays don’t apply to us. Josh breaks down his elite Costco Valentine’s strategy, while Ben shares how “don’t get me anything” turned into seven-dozen-roses with one-hour-delivery- plus a restaurant bribe gone wrong that somehow ends in yogurt and peace.
We talk Olympics, halfpipe nostalgia, curling dreams, and whether NHL players should be allowed to risk their bodies mid-season. Plus, Josh recounts a 3AM ER trip with baby Meyer, Ben unpacks the most disturbing scene from The Pitt, and the guys debate their least favorite characters (Santos hive, brace yourselves).
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