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How to Accidentally Hire 👨‍🦲ϟϟ as Security

How to Accidentally Hire 👨‍🦲ϟϟ as Security

Update: 2025-07-24

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Ever roomed with a punk, tattoo‑seekin’ straight‑edge kid and accidentally partied with some 👨‍🦲s? Same. In this episode Bruno recounts college chaos: misfits, frat boys threatening basement beatdowns, a topless tattoo parlor call, even a surprise gun cameo. Spoiler: it’s like hiring a diabetic to guard a bakery 🍩. If your week needs some wiseass nostalgia + absurd edge, this one’s your ticket. Play clean, listen dirty.”

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How to Accidentally Hire 👨‍🦲ϟϟ as Security

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