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How to Survive Martial Law… and Martial Arts? (w/ Cristina Fernandez)

How to Survive Martial Law… and Martial Arts? (w/ Cristina Fernandez)

Update: 2025-09-02
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This week on 'How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine,' we tackle two wild challenges: how to survive under martial law (unthinkable, but we promise to make you laugh) and what happens when you step onto the mat for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Comedian Cristina Fernandez joins us with laugh-out-loud stories, survival “tips,” and a few chokeholds along the way.


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How to Survive Martial Law… and Martial Arts? (w/ Cristina Fernandez)

How to Survive Martial Law… and Martial Arts? (w/ Cristina Fernandez)