Chinese Killer Robots... Good Morning!

Once You Get Past The Vomiting, It's Liberating!

It's Made In China. They Don't Care About Santa.

You're Going To Eat The Teeth Out Of Your Head

I'm A Bitter, Cynical Old Guy

What Are You Doing You Freaking Whackadoodle?!

I Overate Irony

It Requires Getting Your Lips Back In Shape

Smell The Guano

Hit The Bricks, Butt Clown

Will I Have To Comb My Hair?

I Lick A Lot Of Stuff

A Beast With Feelings & Dreams

Don't Back Over Me With Your Weird Looking Truck

You Can "Ho Ho" All You Want

A Stupid Person Jail

Whiz It Out

He Liked Lasagna & Was Lazy

Human Beings Suck!

Would You Like Some High Heels With That?