An announcment for the future of Am I A Bad Mum?

I'M ANGRY

Sorry for embarrassing you

I just had a real f*** it moment!

I feel like a battered old water bottle

I'm having a night off!

I'm taking annual leave from being your PA

I'm low key, quote unquote confused bruh!

Mum, do you have a vibrator?

I cannot deal with the questions

I am STILL a helicopter parent

I was NEVER that rude

We will keep Dan Murphy's in business

What I should do is not what I actually do

I am so inappropriate

Shit, I forgot I'm supposed to feed them!

Hiring now: kids that pull their weight

I'm a rule breaker, follow in my footsteps!

Ok, time to fend for yourself

How the hell did that happen??