If You Need Advice on Love...

Feed Me Things I Only Want To Hear

I Have Lovely Loins

Jack Is In Favor Of The Communist Superman Movie

I Have The Most Depressing Level Of Intelligence

But Now I Smell Like a Corpse

It's Going To Make Us Lazy & Stupid

The Chicken Tacos Were Selling Like Crazy

They Really Need To Look Into Window Safety In Russia

Time To Take On The Beast!

We're Going Through the Big Divorce--California Style!

Idiot Says What?!

Is That Dead Racoon? No, It's My BBL Gone Wrong.

You Psycho Looking Bastard

Schlep Is Such A Great Word

Nope, I'm Hangin' Around Til' the End

What The Frig Is Wrong With You, Dude??

That Makes You A Sap.

Lots Of College Girls With Their Hands On The Bull's Testicles

There's No P.E. In School!