I Sh*t Everywhere

I Have the Number One Movie on Netflix (and I Still Have to Work in a Restaurant)

I'm Broke Somehow

I'm Going To Kill Myself

I am WRITING* (*= i'm actually writing?)

Your Therapist is Going Through It

I Smoked Weed One Time And It Ruined My Life

Your Dad's A Narcissist, My Dad's A Narcissist, Everyone's Dad Is A Narcissist!

I Could've Been The First Lady Of Korea But My Boyfriend Died In A Fire

IDGAF I'm Getting An Abortion AND A Tattoo

Neve Campbell Isn't Coming To Save Me From My Assault

Yes He Tried To R-Word Me But Also He Does A Great Kermit The Frog Impression

Guns Don't Kill People Cops Kill People

I'm OK With My Mom Dying But I Draw The Line At Hilary Clinton Losing

My Abortion IS Funny IT'S FUNNY

Now That's A REAL Woman (I'm Non-Binary)

I Think I Killed My Sister

I Can't Stop Thinking About My Baby Dying

My Uncle Got Murdered And My Mom Never Noticed I Was Allergic To Milk

You're laughing? I'm getting SAed and you're laughing?