I know you're a single mom, but it's weird that they're here now.

You can say Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot. That's fine.

To be fair, the "No Fat Chicks" sign was in Arabic.

Stereotypes are wrong? I've been in gym locker rooms.

The only people who should be punished are men that explain things a little too condescendingly

If you see an Israeli dude in Hamas, you know he really had to do something hard to impress them.

There's nothing better than being WHITE BOY ANGRY, in a strictly apolitical sense.

"Alright, we're 40 minutes into the one-man show. Dim the lights."

No one knows what Muhammad looks like cause we’re not allowed to draw him.

"I've never seen Swordfish. I don't know what it's about."

"I Don't Care for Your Whimsy"

Episode 1 of the Morning Cereal Hour with Bobby Sheehan and Ilya Laksin

Reacting to Eminem's "Who Knew".

Convince your ginger son to lift weights

I don't care for Hamas, Putin, or Buchanan (in no particular order)

I love walking

Reacting to Eminem songs (part 1 of ???)

Weird Doctor Visit

3 Tips for Doctor Visits

How to Defend Yourself