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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: 

1. Diddy Do It, or Diddy Not? Our long-awaited verdict on the Puff Daddy Trial
2. Australia's Poison Mushroom Murder Case - Still no word from Prosecutors after plea deal lunch at accused's place
3. Jeff Bezos' One-Click Wedding! - Please no naked flame near Lauren Sanchez
4. Origin III: Decider! Can Hornsby Hornbags finally beat the Gold Coast DDs?
5. Plus, finally, The Breeding Habits of the Sundarbans - A Heron Will Rise!

And so much more! 

• Our penetrating look at America's BBW credit rating! It's a huge problem
• Hamas - Is it so hard to ask the boys 'R U OK'? 
• Inner West Karen - Back to teach Henry a thing or two (just like at Stanford!)
• White anglo male journo at The Guardian - Hopeful of Staff Party suck off if 'offended'* enough by PM Albo's misogynistic song choices.
• And, Colorado attorney Harry Kiri - Gone too soon! 

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Sydney Sweeney in Venice for the nuptials (aka knew more than us)). 

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Produced, mixed, compiled and edited by Junior

Surprise additional editing by Qantas Hackers, Chechnya

Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe

Sean Combs, property of Da Big Boy, Cell Block XXX, San Quentin

Terry Dee Akowntant (aka DJ Biggie Big) EP coming soon 

The Honk chooses not to fly Bhutan Airlines

Henry Lee's 'Minor Late Order Batsmen of Trinidad: 1857-1858: Vol. 9' out now!

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