It's the Ham Radio Show, and despite Eddie fighting a nasty cold and a last-minute guest cancellation, the show must go on—because it's the first night of the annual, absurd, and highly inappropriate tradition: Gobblesgiving!
Former lawyer and current OnlyFans star Jennie Lynnie joins the program as the inaugural "Gobbler" of the season. She attempts to perform Gobblesgiving—the Pilgrims' tradition of fellatio combined with a live turkey call—an endeavor complicated by her ill-prepared use of a toothpaste tube dildo and a detailed discussion about her "tight box."

Also in this episode:

WTF News: Eddie and the crew react to the bizarre, four-deaths-in-three-weeks streak at Disney World, leading to a "tinfoil hat" conspiracy theory about the unhappiest place on Earth.

Political Rants: The team dissects the New York City election, calling the new Mayor, Mandaml, a "piece of work" and an "asshole" for starting his term with a cash bar at his party and new ads asking for more money.

New Jingle Alert: Inspired by the lack of "fraternizing" on Billy the "Master Boater's" recent cruise, the team writes a commercial for the new venture: Prostitute Cruise Lines.

Music & Nostalgia: Billy and Rick return to The Basement to play number one songs that replaced other number one songs in the 1970s.

Football Perfect Picks: The crew places their bets for NFL Week 10, proudly sponsored by theperfectgene.nyc ("#nocrushednuts").

Plus, Melrose Larry Green fails to mention the show on KTLA, we get the world's weather from Frankie McDonald, and Joe attempts to break news about a celebrity on their deathbed.