In late ’81, the eight original members of TMC were celebrating the Ashes victory over Australia. Nothing much, just the usual spit roast pig and Krug ’79 vintage brut. Six bottles down and with just a few trotters left, they wrote the chorus. Unknown to them, Mr Gore happened to be cutting the grass next door. Noting the chord structure on his left inner thigh, the scallywag went on to world stardom. TMC were left with just trotters to suck on. Its a hard, hard world......