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Kam Patterson & The Notes of White Rice

Kam Patterson & The Notes of White Rice

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The podcast begins with a lighthearted conversation between two friends, discussing a friend's potential relapse into addiction. The conversation then shifts to Cam's personal life, exploring his relationship status, views on relationships, and experiences with breakups. The hosts delve into Cam's distinctive communication style, his busy schedule, and his mother's disapproval of his current relationship. Cam shares his unique strategies for breaking up with someone without hurting their feelings, including locking eyes during orgasm and forgetting their name. The hosts discuss Cam's gift-giving habits, his worst gift-giving experience, and cultural beliefs surrounding gift-giving. They acknowledge Cam's current success and praise his humility, discussing his career trajectory and financial habits. The conversation then explores Cam's cologne preferences, his experience with targeted ads, and his blind buying habits. The podcast features advertisements for Sock Talk and DraftKings, followed by discussions about rave culture, Cam's appreciation for nature, and his upcoming rave. Cam invites his friend to his club, where a famous DJ will be performing, and discusses his dream of owning a club. The hosts engage in a playful game, deciphering Cam's use of military terminology, and create a scenario involving two rival neighborhoods. They continue their neighborhood scenario, with Cam claiming to be from the "streets," and discuss his unique speech pattern. The hosts play a game where they try to decipher Cam's sentences after he removes letters from them. They discuss Mother Teresa and engage in a humorous conversation about whether or not they would have sex with her. The hosts discuss Cam's talent and potential for success, comparing him to Eddie Murphy. The conversation then shifts to the comedian's daily routine, his close friends, and his newfound love for sushi. They explore the limits of edibility, discussing the concept of eating exotic and unusual foods. The conversation takes a playful turn as they imagine themselves as superheroes, each choosing three powers and one kryptonite. The comedian's chosen powers include stretching, invisibility, and flight, with his kryptonite being pussy. The conversation delves into the comedian's experiences with dating women of different races, particularly white women, and discusses Candace Owens and her political views. The comedian reveals his chosen superpower: controlling insects, envisioning himself as a villain. The conversation explores the potential for using insects as weapons and the implications of such power. The comedian's second superpower is poisonous anal rings that regenerate, leading to a discussion about the absurdity of this power. His third superpower is the ability to control people's behavior and speech, exploring the ethical implications of such power. The conversation shifts to supervillain costumes and kryptonite, with the comedian describing his preferred attire and revealing his weakness: carbohydrates. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss the topic of buttholes, friendship, and the comedian's experience with a Hawaiian girl. The conversation delves into the comedian's preferences for female body types, specifically his preference for flat asses, and discusses the concept of BBLs. The conversation concludes with a discussion about the comedian's experience performing at Madison Square Garden. The podcast ends with a conversation between Cam and his friend, discussing their plans for a night out in LA, Cam's faith, his career, and his upcoming shows.

Outlines

00:00:00
Cam's Life and Relationships

The podcast begins with a lighthearted conversation between two friends, discussing a friend's potential relapse into addiction. The conversation then shifts to Cam's personal life, exploring his relationship status, views on relationships, and experiences with breakups. The hosts delve into Cam's distinctive communication style, his busy schedule, and his mother's disapproval of his current relationship. Cam shares his unique strategies for breaking up with someone without hurting their feelings, including locking eyes during orgasm and forgetting their name.

00:08:52
Cam's Gift-Giving Habits and Success

The hosts discuss Cam's gift-giving habits, his worst gift-giving experience, and cultural beliefs surrounding gift-giving. They acknowledge Cam's current success and praise his humility, discussing his career trajectory and financial habits.

00:12:43
Cam's Cologne Preferences and Blind Buying

The conversation then explores Cam's cologne preferences, his experience with targeted ads, and his blind buying habits.

00:16:33
Sock Talk and Rave Culture

The podcast features advertisements for Sock Talk and DraftKings, followed by discussions about rave culture, Cam's appreciation for nature, and his upcoming rave.

00:20:44
Cam's Club and Dreams

Cam invites his friend to his club, where a famous DJ will be performing, and discusses his dream of owning a club.

00:23:07
Cam's Speech Patterns and Origin Story

The hosts engage in a playful game, deciphering Cam's use of military terminology, and create a scenario involving two rival neighborhoods. They continue their neighborhood scenario, with Cam claiming to be from the "streets," and discuss his unique speech pattern.

00:29:03
Cam's Sentence-Trimming Game and Talent

The hosts play a game where they try to decipher Cam's sentences after he removes letters from them. They discuss Mother Teresa and engage in a humorous conversation about whether or not they would have sex with her. The hosts discuss Cam's talent and potential for success, comparing him to Eddie Murphy.

00:34:10
Food Preferences and Superheroes

The conversation then shifts to the comedian's daily routine, his close friends, and his newfound love for sushi. They explore the limits of edibility, discussing the concept of eating exotic and unusual foods. The conversation takes a playful turn as they imagine themselves as superheroes, each choosing three powers and one kryptonite.

00:48:57
Race, Relationships, and Supervillain Powers

The conversation delves into the comedian's experiences with dating women of different races, particularly white women, and discusses Candace Owens and her political views. The comedian reveals his chosen superpower: controlling insects, envisioning himself as a villain. The conversation explores the potential for using insects as weapons and the implications of such power.

01:02:10
Ass Preferences and Madison Square Garden

The comedian's second superpower is poisonous anal rings that regenerate, leading to a discussion about the absurdity of this power. His third superpower is the ability to control people's behavior and speech, exploring the ethical implications of such power. The conversation shifts to supervillain costumes and kryptonite, with the comedian describing his preferred attire and revealing his weakness: carbohydrates. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss the topic of buttholes, friendship, and the comedian's experience with a Hawaiian girl. The conversation delves into the comedian's preferences for female body types, specifically his preference for flat asses, and discusses the concept of BBLs. The conversation concludes with a discussion about the comedian's experience performing at Madison Square Garden.

01:07:47
A Night Out with Cam and His Faith

The podcast ends with a conversation between Cam and his friend, discussing their plans for a night out in LA, Cam's faith, his career, and his upcoming shows.

Keywords

Sobriety


The state of abstaining from alcohol or drugs, often as a result of addiction recovery.

Relapse


A return to a previous behavior, especially after a period of recovery from addiction.

Breakup Tactics


Strategies used to end a relationship, often with the goal of minimizing hurt feelings.

Subtle Techniques


Methods used to achieve a desired outcome without being overtly obvious or direct.

Gift-Giving Habits


The patterns and preferences individuals have when giving gifts to others.

Cultural Beliefs


Shared values, traditions, and practices that are specific to a particular group of people.

Rave Culture


A subculture centered around electronic dance music, often characterized by intense energy, vibrant clothing, and social interaction.

Targeted Ads


Advertisements that are specifically tailored to the interests and demographics of individual users.

Blind Buying


The act of purchasing items without prior research or consideration, often based on impulse or visual appeal.

Cologne Preferences


The specific scents and brands of cologne that individuals enjoy wearing.

Scent Notes


The different olfactory components that make up a particular fragrance, often categorized as top, middle, and base notes.

Q&A

  • What are some of Cam's unique strategies for breaking up with someone without hurting their feelings?

    Cam employs subtle techniques like locking eyes during orgasm and forgetting their name, aiming to create a sense of awkwardness and distance.

  • What are some of the cultural beliefs surrounding gift-giving, particularly the superstition of giving shoes?

    In some cultures, giving shoes is considered bad luck, as it symbolizes the recipient walking all over the giver.

  • What are some of Cam's cologne preferences, and what are the unique notes of his favorite scents?

    Cam enjoys Bond No. 9, particularly the "White Rice" scent, which features notes of pandan, milky floral, Jasmine, and white musk.

  • What are the benefits of using Sock Talk, the app and website advertised in the podcast?

    Sock Talk allows users to search for and book appointments with in-network doctors, offering convenience, insurance compatibility, and access to highly rated providers.

  • What are some of the comedian's favorite foods?

    The comedian enjoys raw sushi and is willing to try a variety of foods, even those considered unusual or exotic.

  • What are the comedian's chosen superpowers and kryptonite?

    The comedian's superpowers are stretching, invisibility, and flight, with his kryptonite being pussy, which would render him powerless for two years.

  • What are the comedian's thoughts on Candace Owens and her political views?

    The comedian finds Candace Owens to be a bright and articulate spokesperson, despite her right-wing political views.

  • How does the comedian envision using his insect control power?

    The comedian imagines himself as a villain, using his insect control power to summon and manipulate insects, potentially forming them into human beings and using them as weapons.

  • What are the comedian's thoughts on BBLs and their potential complications?

    The comedian is not a fan of BBLs, finding them unnatural and potentially dangerous, especially when botched surgeries result in anatomical anomalies.

  • What is the comedian's experience performing at Madison Square Garden like?

    The comedian describes the experience as surreal and a testament to the hard work and dedication required to achieve such a milestone in stand-up comedy.

  • What are Cam's plans for a night out in LA?

    Cam plans to start the night at the Abbey, a gay club, then go to a Beverly Hills spa, and finally end the night at a regular club.

  • How did Cam find his passion for stand-up comedy?

    Cam says he prayed for guidance and found his passion for stand-up comedy three years later.

  • What are Cam's thoughts on pursuing a career in movies?

    Cam is open to the idea of doing movies but finds the idea of a traditional Hollywood career to be boring.

  • How does Cam feel about the reception he receives from people in his hometown?

    Cam says he's experienced both love and hate from people in his hometown, but he's grateful for the support he has.

  • What advice has Cam received from other comedians?

    Cam has been told to wear a suit, that his material is garbage, and that he'll never be on TV. He's also been told to "not wish slide," which means to not be afraid to be himself.

Show Notes

Comedian Kam Patterson (Kill Tony) joins us for the first time.

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