Wayne Rooney returns with Kelly Somers and Kae Kurd to share stories from his England days including dinner with Posh and Becks, cliques in the 2000s squad, and why he once called Chelsea players “scruffy".

Why can’t he believe that Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher are good pals now? And which minnows told Fabio Capello what they really thought of his tactics DURING the game?

Wayne also recalls why the players didn’t initially like St George’s Park and which football legend’s picture did he demand be removed from his hotel room there?

He also gives his view on the current England team: what he thinks of Thomas Tuchel, what might stop them winning the next World Cup and which players he hopes will return to the squad soon.

Hear about the time him and Coleen shared a kebab with Posh and Becks and the Manchester United manager who would do up the players’ ties.