LIFE LESSONS: "Never trust a bannister."

BARELY ALIVE IN SALFORD: "I s*x your body now?"

LIFE LESSONS: "We don't want AI art."

BARELY ALIVE IN STOCKTON: "Chicken Parmo!?"

LIFE LESSONS: "Elf on the Shelf? Try this..."

Video Meetings, Honours & Trends

LIFE LESSONS: "Go heavy on your condiments."

BARELY ALIVE IN CREWE! "Absolute RUBBISH!"

LIFE LESSONS: "There's CCTV everywhere..."

BARELY ALIVE IN BRADFORD: "HOW MUCH!?"

LIFE LESSONS: "Prolific is prolific."

BARELY ALIVE IN BIRMINGHAM! "Extra large and extra hard..."

LIFE LESSONS: "Take the stairs."

BARELY ALIVE IN RICHMOND! "I think I'm in there..."

LIFE LESSONS: "Play to your audience."

BARELY ALIVE IN GUILDFORD! "It's always AMERICANS."

LIFE LESSONS: "Sir will do."

BARELY ALIVE IN YORK! "We've finally done it!"

LIFE LESSONS: "If you're flying solo, don't wear the onesie."

Standing, Roaring & Discussions At The Dinner Table